Insert your favorite cliche about hating self-summaries here.

I see the world through the prism of business. Lets say I go to a restaurant where 2 people open the doors, 2 more say hi and a 5th acts as host(ess). Some smile at that "friendliness." I see it as teenagers talking rather than waiting tables (slower turnaround etc) so no wonder the company is losing money!

I'm imaginative but that isn't a cherished trait in my profession. In fact, people go to jail for "creative" accounting. As a result, I prefer more outlandish entertainment like anime, video games, sci-fi etc. Comedy also rocks.

Speaking of comedy, many of you will be horrified to hear that the Simpsons influenced my religious beliefs. Feel free to ask, but please do not douse me in holy water. No, I don't eat babies, too many little bones.

I do not consider myself ambitious. Then again, I am 25 with a masters, a job that USES that masters (how odd is that?) and a house.

I follow something mockingly called the master plan. It involves a general direction, major benchmarks and a more detailed breakdown. Let's take a real example:

I wanted a stable job with good pay so that implied I need a degree. Hell if I knew what to study though. I started with the classes required by all majors then narrowed it to business school. Rinse/repeat to narrow down my major and specialization.