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hijaxkoalas

27 M Chesterfield, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Romanian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm James. My profile is currently under renovation, please bear with me through the restructuring process.

I'm a walking mental paradox.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trading stocks and feeding my brain along the way. Seriously. My brain eats information like Audrey eats people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing boomerangs

Making pan fried/ stir fry noodles.

Thinking out of the box.

Disc golf.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Piercing I guess
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes...all of that jazz.

Old Kung fu movies, kayaking, disc golf, anime, almost all music (currently I'm listening to Carmen), Edgar Allan Poe, the rain, all food (although I'm allergic to peanuts), so that poses some problems.

I also like fishing and being quiet. When I'm in a loud place I'm inside my head. I can be an extrovert if I want to be but I've found it to overrated. Maybe I'm jaded. Love carnivals and the stars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Right now...
A smile
The simpleness of The Goonies
Smells

That's it besides the obvious bullshit that people put on here.

I'll also say my family even though it goes against the norm because right now if they all died, I'd cry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. There are so many things to do. Also I find it fascinating that people have an identity crisis at least once in their lifetime. We strive so hard to belong when we should honestly strive to love ourselves. Also everything else. Aliens, ghosts, black holes, plants, mythology, archaic texts, life and anything else we could ever be capable about thinking of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching old movies or reading something that expands my mind. I would rather be walking around talking with someone than at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I collect cookie fortunes....and collect magic cards.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like interesting conversations message me. If you are shy say hi at least(we will equal out). Also if you like anything that's obscure in your or the worlds point of view...and if you get that then definitely message me. If you like going for a walk or jog in the rain or eating take out while watching MST3K.