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26 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:12am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like me!

Other people like me too, but they're not writing my self-summary.

I'm the kind of guy that I would call on a Friday night to grab a drink and do karaoke with.

I'm a guy that I would take a road trip to Duluth with, and go on awesome hikes up there.

I'm the person I would call when I had a crappy day and need to talk about it.

I'm the person who would tell me that I'm being really self-involved with this self-summary (and sound like I have a split personality), but still think that it's kind of amusing, and tell me it's good.

I'm also the person who doesn't put everything about myself on my profile, I would much rather connect with you and talk about things on a personal level rather than just throw everything out there and hope something sticks.

But that's not really why either of us is here. The real question is, would you like me?

Honestly, there's really only one way to find out...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am in school to become a high school chemistry teacher. This semester I am working on my pre-requisites and observing at a high school. My goal is to start my masters program next fall, and start teaching the next year. When I am not studying I work in a restaurant.

I am in a group called Theoroi. It's a group of young professionals who go to performances in the Cities throughout the year (Plays, Operas, Musicals, Dance, etc.) I love theatre and really enjoy seeing it.

I am also taking improv classes in my free time. It's a great creative outlet, and I hope to one day start an improv troupe.

I volunteer with shelter dogs in my spare time. Whenever I get to go spend time with those dogs it really lightens up my world. I want to take one home with me, but can't quite manage it right now. I am also a blood donor. I give every 8 weeks, and am on track to give a gallon by early next year!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an excellent conversationalist, and really enjoy when people open up about their passions and life. I really like this in another person. Sunday morning chats with a friend at a coffee shop are often the highlight of my week.

I'm also pretty good at running. I just bought new shoes that I think make me really fast (at the very least, they are bright yellow, and make me look fast.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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This is a difficult question, because there are many ways to answer it...

What is the first thing I hope people notice about me: My humor
What is the first thing I think people notice about me: My beard
What is the first thing I fear people notice about me: That something about my outfit clashes without me realizing it
What is the first thing people actually probably notice about me: Caucasian, Male, brown hair, mid-20's, average height, healthy weight
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card! I love reading and have been reading voraciously this summer. Recently I read a bunch of Chuck Klosterman's books, "Super Sad True Love Story", and the "Ocean at the End of the Lane." I just finished "American Gods" and am so sad that it's over. I did just start "The Circle" and am really enjoying it so far. All in all I really like reading to unwind from studying. I'm also up for any recommendations you might have!

I think that "There Will Be Blood" is the best movie ever made. I love "Super Troopers", "Wayne's World 1 & 2", and Jason Segel movies. I just watched "Adventureland" and would love to discuss it with someone.

I love stand up comedy and would be stoked to talk to you about your favorite comedians.

I don't watch a lot of TV, mostly I listen to podcasts. I listen to "The Tony Kornheiser Show", "The Starters", "The Nerdist", "The B.S. Report", "This American Life" and multiple Grantland Podcasts religiously.

My favorite band of all time is "the Killers", specifically their first 3 albums. My music taste stems from "the Beatles". My current favorites are "My Morning Jacket" and "Middle Class Fashion."

I like food, I studied Food Science in college. To be honest though, the only food that I like to talk at length about is craft beer, I brewed professionally for 3 years, and love beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My mom and grandma
2. Music or Podcasts to listen to
3. Books
4. My roommates/our cat
5. Being outside
6. Running
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How quickly the world is changing, and whether or not I should start living like Ron Swanson before it's too late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I could have my way, every Friday night would be spent one of two ways. Singing karaoke at the bar down the street from me, or attending a comedy show. Those two things really bring me happiness. If you are willing to do a karaoke duet with me, you have won me over.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I ate lead paint chips as a child, and doctors think it dropped my IQ by 15 points.
You should message me if
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You can tell me what song you bring the house down with in karaoke, or who your favorite stand up comedian is, what book you are reading, or you have a dog and want to brag about her, or...well there are a lot of reasons to message me, you probably just should.