Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile refers to how I behave and think when I'm not at work
and on my own time.
I'm pretty patient with those I care about. But the same does not
go for entitled assholes that many women must encounter in every
I am the type that will cuss you out loudly if you touch me without
I will pick my nose and eat my boogers at you if you harass me on
the street. Still want me?
I will delete any message you send that is idiotic without a second
I respect you if you respect me. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to break old habits and learn new skills
Planning a grand adventure
Dating a couple of people at once and enjoying it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making horrible puns- PUNishment.
Typing extraordinarily fast
Psychoanalyzing myself and other humans
Helping my friends write essays about the evils of transphobia
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess I don't know what the first things people usually notice
about me are because if everyone who saw me on the street everyday
talked to me about what they first noticed about me, I'd probably
have little time for anything else.
But I guess I'll stop being a smart ass and answer the question.
During warm weather, I think my hairy armpits turn some heads. (and
that statement is not an invitation to message me about how sexy
you think my armpits are. Immediate deletion :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mah Favrit Berks: Oryx and Crake, 100 years of solitude
Movies: Everything is Illuminated, Brick, Wayne's World
Shitbox: Game of Thrones only. (okay, and Firefly).
Music: Deftones, Hanson (yes, for real!) , Beirut, Imogen Heap,
Regina Spektor, The Honey Trees, Incubus, M83, Tori Amos, Birthday
NOMS: basil and cilantro. teeeaaaa. copious amts of garlic
Other: Andrea Gibson.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Leggings as pants. Fuck your judgmentssss (and ew if you are some
skeezy guy thinking of messaging me about that. Go away)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to manage my anxiety regarding pending/existing social and
environmental disasters that some politicians, corporations and
accompanying lobbyists merely find inconvenient to profit-making,
how to appropriately respond to sexual and street harassment
without getting myself shot or arrested, food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exhausted from a week of hard work. Maybe out with friends... I am
comfortable hanging out at a bar without drinking so even though I
don't drink a lot I go out pretty often.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've made 2 or 3 friends from this site.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't want to have sex with me.
As in, repulsed by the idea.
Go on. I mean it.
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