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27 Carbondale, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 25
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile refers to how I behave and think when I'm not at work and on my own time.

I'm pretty patient with those I care about. But the same does not go for entitled assholes that many women must encounter in every day life.

I am the type that will cuss you out loudly if you touch me without asking first.

I will pick my nose and eat my boogers at you if you harass me on the street. Still want me?

I will delete any message you send that is idiotic without a second thought.

I respect you if you respect me. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to break old habits and learn new skills


Planning a grand adventure

Dating a couple of people at once and enjoying it

Having fun
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making horrible puns- PUNishment.
Typing extraordinarily fast
Psychoanalyzing myself and other humans
Helping my friends write essays about the evils of transphobia
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess I don't know what the first things people usually notice about me are because if everyone who saw me on the street everyday talked to me about what they first noticed about me, I'd probably have little time for anything else.

But I guess I'll stop being a smart ass and answer the question. During warm weather, I think my hairy armpits turn some heads. (and that statement is not an invitation to message me about how sexy you think my armpits are. Immediate deletion :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mah Favrit Berks: Oryx and Crake, 100 years of solitude

Movies: Everything is Illuminated, Brick, Wayne's World

Shitbox: Game of Thrones only. (okay, and Firefly).

Music: Deftones, Hanson (yes, for real!) , Beirut, Imogen Heap, Regina Spektor, The Honey Trees, Incubus, M83, Tori Amos, Birthday Massacre

NOMS: basil and cilantro. teeeaaaa. copious amts of garlic

Other: Andrea Gibson.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Slingshot planner
Leggings as pants. Fuck your judgmentssss (and ew if you are some skeezy guy thinking of messaging me about that. Go away)
My voice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to manage my anxiety regarding pending/existing social and environmental disasters that some politicians, corporations and accompanying lobbyists merely find inconvenient to profit-making, how to appropriately respond to sexual and street harassment without getting myself shot or arrested, food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exhausted from a week of hard work. Maybe out with friends... I am comfortable hanging out at a bar without drinking so even though I don't drink a lot I go out pretty often.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've made 2 or 3 friends from this site.
You should message me if
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You don't want to have sex with me.

As in, repulsed by the idea.

Go on. I mean it.