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  • Ages 24-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Oct 11
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I just read an article that said a dating profile should be conversational, so... Whats up? Is that it? Did I do it? Did I get first prize?

While growing up I split my time between small town life and city life. I am clearly in a Miley Cyrus best of both worlds type situation. What does that mean for you? Just take whatever you think are the best qualities of each type of person, and assume that I have all of those. It is going to work out really well for both of us.

I studied at Ohio University. Their slogan was 'Harvard on the Hocking' so I pretty much got an Ivy League education. If that was on your checklist, you can go ahead and mark it off. I will give you some time to do that now...

I am a big fan of the Columbus Crew, so of course it has always been a personal dream of mine to join the team. Do you have any dreams? Mine is not looking promising right now. They asked me to stop calling them because I have "Never played an organized game of soccer in my life". Its whatever.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a Director of Event Technology. I work in the hotel industry planning technology needs for conferences/galas/etc.

I recently ran a half marathon. Is this the place in the profile where I brag about that?
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I have 73 Fingers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: The Space Jam soundtrack

Books: Confederacy of Dunces, The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, and The Pillowman.

Movies: Hot Rod, In Bruges, Crank?, every Disney movie that is not Cinderella or Bambi.

TV Shows: New Girl, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Community, Arrested Development, Friday Night Lights, 30 Rock, Always Sunny, Rick & Morty.

Food: Mmmmmm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
🎶🍕☀️🎬🍦💀 (The last one is my own skeleton... Not someone else's. I would look weird without it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who decided that Lunchables were enough food to get a kid through the school day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Betting on land they understand that they don't reprimand their daughters
You should message me if
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You are a down to earth, but smart and exciting woman. Like a humble astronaut I guess?