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hipster_mermaid

31 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but I put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?
What I’m doing with my life
Writing carefully worded nonsense for the world to see.
I’m really good at
Making guacamole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yikes, this is a tricky one. Here are the first things that popped in my head for each subject. Not to sure what this says about me...

The Giving Tree
The Wizard of Oz
Bob Burgers
Otis Redding
Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Good people
Good Books
Summer
Laughter
Lazy days
Mexican Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It's all shits 'n giggles until someone giggles 'n shits.

And how bad I want a puppy! :/
On a typical Friday night I am
I find myself enjoying my Friday nights in to avoid the typical craziness out there - though you might find me busting a bad move out on the dance floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I brush my teeth in the shower.

And, I don't like carrots.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a thing for girls with long hair that play the ukelele.