hipster_mermaid
32 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but I put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?
What I’m doing with my life
Writing carefully worded nonsense for the world to see.
I’m really good at
Making guacamole.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes - both of them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yikes, this is a tricky one. Here are the first things that popped in my head for each subject. Not to sure what this says about me...

The Giving Tree
The Wizard of Oz
Bob Burgers
Otis Redding
Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Good people
Good Books
Summer
Laughter
Lazy days
Tacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It's all shits 'n giggles until someone giggles 'n shits.
On a typical Friday night I am
I find myself enjoying my Friday nights in to avoid the typical craziness out there - though you might find me busting a bad move out on the dance floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I brush my teeth in the shower.

And, I don't like carrots.
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