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hipsterasshole

28 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My self-summary?! You want ME to put MYSELF in a box?! Hey, man, I am waaaaay more layered and three-dimensional than that...

Actually, I'm probably not. I could probably sum myself up pretty well in this here box if I had enough time, a thesaurus, and a penchant for solipsism. Seeing as how I only have two of those things (I'll leave you to suss out which ones), I'm going to keep this brief. I currently am a 20-something living in mid-town San Diego--Kesnington, to be exact. I love it here and am pretty happy with my life. I have goals 'n shit, but I also enjoy going out and doing some of that drinking/partying/real cool stuff. Ya know?????????? Oh, and the picture is definitely not of me. I know it's kinda sorta pretty lame/stupid not to have a picture of myself and that that might bug people, but I have absolutely no problem sending you a real picture. For right now, I would just prefer to keep this profile semi-anonymous. I apologize upfront if that offends you deeply for some reason.

Also, despite the lazy writing in this here profile, I am a pretty big stickler for grammar. So, ya know, try to compose those thoughts. Or at least have coherent sentence structure. And yes, I do favor style over technically correct grammar, so don't write like some grammar robot. No one wants to go on a date or have sex with the grammar robot!
What I’m doing with my life
Memorizing Seinfeld quotes in preparation for a trivia night somewhere.
I’m really good at
Sex LOLOMGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
The hideous scars I bare from my many years of battle against various super villains. I'm currently working my way through The Flash's rogues galleries; I'm coming for you, Captain Cold! Or whatever the fuck your name is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How about I just name directors/writers for this film section? Kubrick, Scorsese, David O. Russell, the Coen Brothers, etc. I know I sound like/sorta have the film tastes of a college sophomore who tries a little too hard.

There is too much amazing television to mention right now, but Breaking Bad is my favorite.

I read a variety of things, from some genre fiction like Song of Ice and Fire and Dashiell Hammett to contemporary fiction like Jeffrey Eugenides. 'N shit.

Music is pretty varied, as well. Ask me. If I haven't heard of your favorite band, there's a good chance I'll download one of their best albums. Unless they're Tool or Phish. Fuck those bands. Or, rather, phuck those bands.
On a typical Friday night I am
Did I not already mention the damned super villains thing?! Geesh, OKCupid.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You would like to discuss various theories on the symbolism in Breaking Bad. Or tell me about an amazing jazz musician I've never heard before. Basically, if you would like to expand the breadth of my knowledge. That would be cool.

Also, I will mention this: I have recently started exploring some kinky play. Nothing too intense, and I'm not married to it. Ya know, vanilla sex is still fun. Because it's sex. But if you are interested in sharing anything with me kink-wise, I would love to hear it. I really am a new kid on the block when it comes to that stuff, so I'd always like to hear about what other people are doing.