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hipstermeme

32 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Maybe your quirks can complement my quirks. Let's get old and weird for the next few decades.

What convenient half-truths and slight exaggerations can I use to make total strangers on the internet like me? I'd like to think that employing trickery to meet my future partner in crime / soul-bff would be unnecessary and counter-productive, so I'll keep it simple.

I'm not a morning person. Frisbees confound me. I like cooking shows, but I don't know why. Total strangers have taken to calling me "Slim" in the past. I have trouble controlling my facial expressions (despite practicing in front of a mirror), but I've been told I have a great poker face. If you spend much time around me you'll find that my wry, sarcastic demeanor conceals a more thoughtful side. Also, I'm not as smart as I look.

I think it's important to try to find the humor in life and not take yourself too seriously, but I also place a very high value on loyalty and dependability in myself and others. When I'm not working or doing one-armed pushups, I like learning new things, being outdoors, exercising, discussing various topics, contingency planning for highly unlikely scenarios, and appreciating the simple things in life - like cliches in dating profiles.

I'm a bit a geek at times, although hopefully one of the more subtle, charming variety. I enjoy discovering new music (then feeling superior about it) and watching movies of all genres, both foreign and domestic. Netflix has given up trying to provide recommendations for me, apparently. I'm really just intrigued by pop culture in general.

My goal in this is to find someone I respect and can be totally genuine and comfortable with, free of all this pretense. Someone to tell me I'm pretty, even when I don't feel like it. ;-)

It's important that we're able to have fun, regardless of what we are doing, whether exploring an exotic locale or cooking a meal together and making fun of reality TV (or something equally mundane). If we're not able to sit together in the same room without being bored or uncomfortable, there's a problem. And I will scream...when you least expect it.

I don't want to put a tired list of requirements on here, but since everyone else is:

I'm not interested in manipulators, serial daters, or serial killers, although if I had to choose, I would pick the former two. ...Although if you're really any good at what you do, I guess I won't know until it's too late...

Also, if you're just going to send me a message that says, "hey sexy" or "nice rack", then don't bother. I've heard it all before. :-)
(Well, some woman did yell, "YOU'RE HOT" at me from a moving car that one time in a Best Buy parking lot....)

*UPDATE*
Apparently someone saw fit to plagiarize portions of my profile. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but I guess I must be doing something right.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Obsessing about chicken and waffles.

Planning next road trip

Getting lost on mountains.

I've been attempting to organize the stray cats in the neighborhood into a band of Dickensian pickpockets, but so far my efforts have proved fruitless.

Currently trying to learn Spanish, so I can spice up my road rage induced outbursts.

Just got back from a solo volunteer trip to Costa Rica. Riding 8+ buses a day gave me a renewed appreciation for driving.

Traveled to Barbados for a week as well. That one was just vacation time...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Awkward silences, sarcasm, and forgetting what I ate the day before.
I'm at my most productive while having a good soak in a warm bath of amphetamine-laced bath salts, surrounded by scented candles and potpourri sachets while the sweet, sweet strains of Phil Collins softly caress my tattered soul.
Coffee also helps.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The smell.
Generally it would seem that people find me quite funny and agreeable, but who knows what others really think? Scientologists, that's who.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really enjoy watching and discussing movies. Some of my favorites:
Stoker, Moonrise Kingdom, Best in Show, Gattaca, Snatch, Departures, Pan's Labyrinth, Napoleon Dynamite, Inglorious Bastards, Children of Men, anything Miyazaki
(dozens more)
I enjoy finding relatively obscure movies that are actually good, then acting superior about it.

TV: Black Books, Archer, Mitchell and Webb, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Office, Always Sunny, Futurama, American Dad, Portlandia, Firefly, BSG, My Strange Addiction, Dr. Who...

I need to pick up on my reading lately:
Kurt Vonnegut, The Windup Bird Chronicles, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Road, CS Lewis, Catch 22, Bukowski, HP Lovecraft, Invisible Monsters, Bossypants, Golden Compass series, Good Omens, tech books

Music:
The Smiths, Bob Dylan, Hendrix, The Black Keys, other bands named after inanimate objects.
Hobbies: potatoes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends/family
Coffee
Internet access
Netflix
Central heating and air
Nutrients
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Arugula.
Steampunk puppet shows.
Why I am this way.
Whether the internet is beneficial or destroying human civilization as we know it.
The future, universal truths.
Magnets and how they work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grocery shopping - hard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a child, I had a recurring nightmare that took place in a particularly frightening episode of ALF.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Liz Lemon.
You have ever used a frozen burrito as a weapon.
You're a bit nerdy, or at least have an inexplicable nerd fetish.
Perhaps you recently purchased some "nerd" glasses at Urban Outfitters.
You happen to be someone with a decent sense of humor and a sincere personality.

You want to talk about something other than college football.