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hiremika

25 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm nerdy, friendly, calculating, hopeful, and doing just fine. I'm a planner looking to meet a doer for adventures, I'll bring the snacks and sunscreen. I'm comprised almost entirely of bruises, band-aids, and good intentions. I'm starting a lot of sentences with 'I'm' and that bothers me a little because it's not very good writing. I'm not going to fix it though. I'm gonna go out for drinks, bye.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I'm working in an office listening to rich British people having problems and dreaming of law school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Information recall, sleeping, and listening.

Seeming like someone you already know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
About once a month someone tells me that I look just like their best friend in high school.

Alternatively, how incredibly femme I am. Heels, dresses, and lipstick as often as possible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Perks of Being a Wallflower, anything by Augusten Burroughs or Neil Gaiman, long standing love affair with Harry Potter, I'm currently chipping away at the Discworld books. I'm a fan of most things written in first person. I have a lot of small library fines.

Movies: Oh no, so many. American Beauty, Remember the Titans, V for Vendetta, Lord of the Rings, Secretary, The Mummy, Soul Food, Up, Timer, Se7en. Anything with Kevin Spacey. Most things with super heroes. Some Asian horror. Deep abiding love of Disney. Drop Dead Gorgeous is entirely underrated.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Buffy, BSG, Two Broke Girls, Supernatural, 6 Feet Under, Dexter, Gossip Girl, Dr. Who, Sherlock, 30 Rock. Currently watching Bones, I really love Netflix.

Music: My car preset stations are: country, classic rock, a broken station, R&B, top 40, the Mix, alt rock, NPR, top 40, and rap and I have a musical in the CD player. I don't actually have a taste in music. ...Jim Croce.

Food: Fish, avocado, Pad Thai, tortillas, chocolate, fruit snacks, this is a terrible question. Hold the tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't really want to find out. Having more than 6 things has been working out just peachy.

I wonder why they picked six though? Five is nice and even. Seven's lucky. Why six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting things done. Which is prohibitive to getting things done. Can I make that into something else? The most efficient way to preform every single task. Punctuation. Dungeons and Dragons. Where did I leave my...? Organizing. My next big idea. Pokemon. What to do on a typical Friday night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grocery shopping. Have you ever been to the grocery store on a friday night? There's like 10 people. It's the most relaxed time to shop, that's my gift to you.

Or, you know, out drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is a hole in my heart that Robin Williams used to fill.

Also I made a typo when making my username. Hire me though, for real. (Office work, not prostitution. As apparently that needs clarification)
You should message me if
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If you want to play board games or go to a new restaurant or talk for a long time. Or if you have other suggestions. Or if you like unconventional uses of punctuation (not just the Oxford comma, why is that such a big deal on this site?).

I'm really looking to get out of the house and meet folks, you don't have to want to date me, whatevs. If you're looking for someone to do that thing that you've always wanted to do but you never have someone to go with, I'm your guy. Girl. That sentence sounds better when you say 'guy' though.

Tip: I use the like/star button a lot, so it's easy to find out if I'm interested.

Other tip: In the words of Margaret Cho, but not Cheap Trick, I want you to want me. Send me a message. As it turns out everyone says they like it when ladies take the initiative, but I've met several people that thought my profile was fake because I messaged them first. What a world we live in.