I used to dress up in my mothers high heels and prance around the house. It's 20 years later, I still don't think I've totally got the hang of it. I dress classy but act like a saucy pain in the ass. I enjoy dealing with cell phone company call centers, my cat is a incontinent nut and I'm painfully self-aware. And now you know all my secrets, so please proceed to the next paragraph :)

I prefer "Frat Pack" comedies over rom-coms and I think the best cure for a bad day is a drink on a patio with some friends and some laughs. I'm definitely out of the phase of wanting to get "white girl wasted" every weekend but every once in a while I can be found at a random dive bar.

I am a seamstress/costume designer for a great company. I have recently become middle management and a spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to rule with grace, awesomeness and badassery. On a slightly more serious note, while I love my job, I would one day (soon) like to start my own vintage-inspired lingerie line.

- looking good and taking names
- walking softly and carrying a big stick
- hilarity
- N64 Mario Kart

I like to think the first thing people notice is my brilliant wit and stunningly charming personality but I am told it is my retro and classy sense of style. Which I guess is a good thing, considering what I do for a living.

Book - Wuthering Heights
Movie - Secretary
Show - Mad Men
Music - I love everything; Justin Timberlake, Tallest Man on Earth, The Head and the Heart, The Ad Libs, Portishead. And I love rap and hip hop from the 80s, without the irony
Food - Sushi, Indian, Greek

In no particular order
- My cat, Jimmy
- My iMac
- Bacon
- A creative outlet
- Dance
- A comfortable pair of heels

My future. Retirement savings commercials make me a little neurotic.

I could be taking a class, watching a movie with my sister, drinking with some friends or just recovering from the work week by surfing reddit and imgur.

Quite a few times people have come up to me on the street to tell me I look like Adele. Weird.

You have any or all of these qualities;
- Good grammar and spelling
- A manly beard
- An obsession with anything (and everything) Joss Whedon
- A rockin' sense of humour
- A love for Halloween
- You don't feel the need to post shirtless pictures of yourself on a dating website