I dislike stepping in deep puddles when wearing canvas shoes. I dislike misogynistic magazines like Esquire and GQ. I hate when people order beer at cocktail bars or cocktails at beer bars. I don't like when bow ties are worn ironically...or, honestly, bow ties in general. I don't like that beards are cool now out of pure jealousy.
I find militant atheism and theism equally annoying. "Slut-shaming" is definitely not cool in my book. I probably drink too much on the weekends for a young, urban professional. Oh fuck, I guess I'm a yuppie.