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hjunderwood

24 Indianapolis, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to keep things simple until they're complicated. I like listening to NPR. I like jazz when I'm sober, but it freaks me out when I'm drunk. I love learning and am blessed that I'm intellectually stimulated daily with my profession. I like working with my hands. I like classical music and learning fugues.

I dislike stepping in deep puddles when wearing canvas shoes. I dislike misogynistic magazines like Esquire and GQ. I hate when people order beer at cocktail bars or cocktails at beer bars. I don't like when bow ties are worn ironically...or, honestly, bow ties in general. I don't like that beards are cool now out of pure jealousy.

I find militant atheism and theism equally annoying. "Slut-shaming" is definitely not cool in my book. I probably drink too much on the weekends for a young, urban professional. Oh fuck, I guess I'm a yuppie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm graduating medical school in May and starting my surgery residency. Is it like Gray's Anatomy, you ask? Probably more than I'm willing to admit, but with a lot less sex and a whole lot more being treated like shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Medicine and drinking bourbon, but not simultaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tattoos. I am pretty significantly tattooed, which is considered pretty taboo in my line of work. I keep them covered for the most part...if you see me in a T-shirt that means I probably like you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Picture of Dorian Gray, House of Leaves, Fahrenheit 451, A Heartbreaking Tale of Staggering Genius, any Palahniuk, any Klosterman.

Movies: American Psycho, Heathers, Funny Games, Melancholia, Antichrist, The Piano Teacher, Sunshine, Dead Alive, Evil Dead

Shows: American Horror Story, The Knick, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Music: BLOC PARTY, Glass Animals, Broods, Chrvches, At The Drive-In, The Strokes, Black Keys, M83, Daft Punk...and many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Poutine
2. Bourbon

That's all I really need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to keep my love locked down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not caring about professional sports.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm just a regular, everyday normal guy.
You should message me if
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You want to go to fancy parties with me and wear fancy clothes.