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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 17
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Space camp
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
edited as of 2-11-2014

Hello and thank you for visiting my awesome profile! Read on, fair maidens, and you shall learn the wondrous and manifold glories that you could share and enrich as my companion.

To begin: I am smart and artsy. I play several instruments well, I am an above average rapper, a bad but enthusiastic singer, and I respect and love the visual arts. I know how to properly cook a duck breast and the best vintages of many wines. I can accurately deploy words like "existential" and "terroir." BUT I am grounded and mature enough that only a very few people would judge me to be one of the slimy yet flaky creatures known as hipsters.

What's more, I am gainfully employed! I have recently left behind my career in bar/restaurant business to accept an office position in the oil and gas industry. I miss the fast-paced work and organized chaos, but the extra money and "normal" hours are very nice indeed.

I have a car. It is not the fanciest car but it is fully operational and comfortable. Perhaps one night i will use to take to dinner at an excellent asian cafe and then to an independant/imported film at the okcmoa which we will discuss afterwards over cocktails at a charmingly seedy dive bar? I think you would like that.

Now ladies... I know that you may already be swooning away into blissful flights of fancy. But I urge you to take a moment to collect yourselves and read on.

Because we are getting to the good part...

I am quite attractive. I keep my nicely rounded head well shaved, it is smooth and soft and very pleasant to stroke. Handsomely arched, tidy eyebrows of the lightest brown crown my big, intense deep blue eyes. My nose is neither large nor small nor uneven, but noble. A well trimmed moustache and goatee of blond and brown mingled frames my medium, rosy lips.

My shoulders and chest are large and powerful in a profoundly masculine form. Below lies what moderation and exercise have made into a taught and gently rounded fortress of muscle barely suggesting the beer gut that once was there. The whole of my upper body is tastefully adorned with well executed tattoos, including a unique and arousing piece on my left nipple. From the waist down strong, large, well defined musculature and a nearly total absence of fat proclaim the brutal athletics of bartending, sk8ing and rock drumming. Starting just below the neck, i am luxuriously coated in a just-right frosting of dark, soft, manly body hair.

I have recently returned to my beloved home-OKC-after a year away and i am thrilled to be back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a boring but tolerable job.

I am a musician (guitar, drums, rapping-yes, rapping) and i will be working aggressively to grow in that world as well.

I am also trying to grow myself spiritually and find ways to get out of myself and be a better person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing/writing music
Watching weird movies
Making out
Tieing a necktie
Being rad
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my shaved head, boyish good looks, glasses or tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
gravity's rainbow, the old man and the sea, fear and loathing in las vegas, anything shakespeare, sandman, batman, anything allen moore, and lots more, Neil Gaiman, Jim Butcher

jazz, Nas, the smiths, classic country, western swing, swing, house, punk, first wave emo, ska, pretentious indie rock, beastie boys, vivaldi, bach, beck, thrash metal, wu tang...

stardust, bram stoker's dracula, LOTR, conan. boondock saints, labyrinth, mirror mask, anything muppets, the goonies, alexander nevsky, machete, amelie, akira, terminator 2, the godfather, gangs of new york...

the wire, the sopranos, the tudors, tru blood, pawn stars, legends of the hidden temple, msnbc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Good food/drink



Quiet time

Loud time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

The meaning of life





On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

or entertaining.
Or raging at a show or dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are smart, funny, nice, at least a little mature and like guys who are like yourself.