To begin: I am smart, edgy and artsy. I play several insturments well, I am an above average rapper, a bad but enthusiastic singer, and I respect and love the visual arts. I know how to properly cook a duck breast and the best vintages of many wines. I can accurately deploy words like "existential" and "terroir." BUT i am grounded and mature enough that only a very few people would judge me to be one of the slimy yet flaky creatures known as hipsters.
What's more, I am gainfully employed! In fact, I am employed in a field that I adore and in which I intend to remain for my ENTIRE CAREER! But wait... It gets even better. My chosen path is to traverse and conquer the restaurant/bar universe. Everyone loves to be served delectable food and drink by nice people in a pleasant atmosphere... And that is what my job is all about. Rather than engaging in a boring or immoral trade like petroleum speculation, bath salts distribution or law enforcement; I make people have happy bellies for money.
I have a car. It is not the fanciest car but it is fully operational and comfortable. Perhaps one night i will use to take to dinner at an excellent asian cafe and then to an independant/imported film at the okcmoa which we wil discuss afterwards over cocktails at a charmingly seedy dive bar? I think you would like that.
Now ladies... I know that you may already be swooing away into blissful flights of fancy. But I urge you to take a moment to collect yourselves and read on.
Because we are getting to the good part...
I am quite attractive. I keep my nicley rounded head well shaved, it is smooth and soft and very pleasant to stroke. Handsomely arched, tidy eyebrows of the lightest brown crown my big, intense deep blue eyes. My nose is neither large nor small nor uneven, but noble. A well trimmed moustache and goatee of blond and brown mingled frames my medium, rosy lips.
My shoulders and chest are large and powerful in a profoundly masculine form. Below lies what moderation and exercise have made into a taught and gently rounded fortress of muscle barely suggesting the beer gut that once was there. The whole of my upper body is tastfully adorned with well executed tattoos, incluing a unique and arousing pice on my left nipple. From the waist down strong, large, well defined musculature and a nearly total absence of fat proclaim the brutal athletics of bartending, sk8ing and rock drumming. Starting just below the neck, i am luxuriously coated in a just-right frosting of dark, soft, manly body hair.
I have recently returned to my beloved home-OKC-after a year away and i am thrilled to be back.