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hlthomas3

32 M Parkville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like to have a fun time. I feel that if you are putting time in with someone, you should enjoy as much of it as you can. I am on an 8-ball pool league and shoot every Monday. Works out pretty well that I can catch a football game during matches. I love to laugh, so I'm a regular at the comedy factory and try to see my favorite comedians when they come into town. I listen to all music except for the super heavy metal, super country and super classical. Looking for someone who just want to hang out every now and then. Have a drink, shoot pool or catch a movie, basically just have fun with. If it grows from there then great! If not, then I'll at least have a new friend to hang out with.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently a student going for a degree in Computer Information Systems.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, shooting pool (one handed when i want to show off!) and cooking pasta. Make a mean chicken Alfredo. I have also been told that I say very prolific things when I am drinking...
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have very broad shoulders. My voice is very distinct as well... And I'm always smiling.... And my laugh is very distinct. I can't see it but people say it's noticeable in a crowded room...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read the onion whenever i can pick it up. Other than news articles I dont really read a lot of books. I have a Barnes and Noble Nook tablet now so i use that for a lot of books. but at the same time I usually only read comedy/ joke books. The top of my list is How to Archer, which is based on the FX show Archer. If you can read it with H Jon Benjamin's voice in your head it is AWESOME!!!! I still have a copy of Lord of the Flies I read every now and then.

Movies: Black Dynamite, Old Boy, Scott Pilgrim, Super, Lucky Number Slevin, Kick Ass, Shoot Em Up. Comic book, comedy and action movies are my favorites. Watchmen is very underrated, I like to refer to it as a thinking man's comic book movie. Don't really do romantic type movies unless there is good comedy in them. A little known great romantic comedy I like is a Korean movie called My Sassy Girl. Anything that begins with the word Twilight, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter or *insert Genre* movie and I will physically convulse. It's just bad...

TV: I dont watch a lot of TV. I hate ALL reality TV shows. That include any singing show, game show that isn't Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune or Price is Right. I pride myself on going a very long time not knowing what a Snooki was. Damn South Park!!!! That being said, The Daily Show is one show I watch whenever I can. Archer, Family Guy, Always Sunny, Arrested development and Pushing Daises are the other shows I'll watch. Im actually a bit old school. Id rather toss in a Seinfeld or Married with Children DVD than watch anything on TV nowadays. I watch All in the family when I get a chance as well. Oh, and most any show with comic book characters. Smallville for example( yeah I know it sucks, but it's freakin superman!). Also a fan of Japanese anime. I watch One Piece almost religiously....
I love all music, but classical, country and heavy metal in small doses. I like some country and some metal music. But I HATE any new type fo rap music. Seriously. If your chorus is 50% of your song, its not a song. it just sucks. I grew up on Old school and R&B. But I still listen to Ludacris whenever he puts out a new song. That guy can't do no wrong...

As far as food goes, pasta, pizza, and appetizers! Im a pretty damn good cook, and am always trying something new out. Made a Croque deluxe last week. look it up.
The six things I could never do without
1. Good Food
2. Friends/ Family
3. Internet
4. Sense of humor
5. The Daily Show
6. To be determined...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why people still listen to FoxNews...
Why no one ever calls Orpah out on how she can constantly give marriage and childcare advice, but she's never been married or has kids....
On a typical Friday night I am
Shooting pool, having a drink or two with friends or family or catching a movie. Typing out my weekly Drunken enlightment facebook rant. They are getting very popular, even if Im not drunk when I type them....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a VERY thought out series of plans in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Like main plans, contingency plans, locations, vehicles, the whole shebang.

I was Also told to add: there is a YouTube video of me, wearing a Mexican wrestling mask, and doing all sorts of stupid things not pertaining to wrestling....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm interesting enough to warrant meeting me in person. Or if this matchmaking thing says I'm like 25% or more your enemy. I've always wanted an arch-nemesis!