I like to have a fun time. I feel that if you are putting time in
with someone, you should enjoy as much of it as you can. I am on an
8-ball pool league and shoot every Monday. Works out pretty well
that I can catch a football game during matches. I love to laugh,
so I'm a regular at the comedy factory and try to see my favorite
comedians when they come into town. I listen to all music except
for the super heavy metal, super country and super classical.
Looking for someone who just want to hang out every now and then.
Have a drink, shoot pool or catch a movie, basically just have fun
with. If it grows from there then great! If not, then I'll at least
have a new friend to hang out with.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently a student going for a degree in Computer Information Systems and working 2 jobs.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, shooting pool (one handed when i want to show off!) and cooking pasta. Make a mean chicken Alfredo. Ruining your childhood by deconstructing old movies and TV shows. I have also been told that I say very prolific things when I am drinking...
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have very broad shoulders. My voice is very
distinct as well... And I'm always smiling.... And my laugh is very
distinct. I can't see it but people say it's noticeable in a
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read the onion whenever i can pick it up. Other than news
articles I dont really read a lot of books. I have a Barnes and
Noble Nook tablet now so i use that for a lot of books. but at the
same time I usually only read comedy/ joke books. The top of my
list is How to Archer, which is based on the FX show Archer. If you
can read it with H Jon Benjamin's voice in your head it is
AWESOME!!!! I still have a copy of Lord of the Flies I read every
now and then.
Movies: Black Dynamite, Old Boy, Scott Pilgrim, Super, Lucky Number
Slevin, Kick Ass, Shoot Em Up. Comic book, comedy and action movies
are my favorites. Watchmen is very underrated, I like to refer to
it as a thinking man's comic book movie. Don't really do romantic
type movies unless there is good comedy in them. A little known
great romantic comedy I like is a Korean movie called My Sassy
Girl. Anything that begins with the word Twilight, Lord of the
Rings, Harry Potter or *insert Genre* movie and I will physically
convulse. It's just bad...
TV: I dont watch a lot of TV. I hate ALL reality TV shows. That
include any singing show, game show that isn't Jeopardy or Wheel of
Fortune or Price is Right. I pride myself on going a very long time
not knowing what a Snooki was. Damn South Park!!!! That being said,
The Daily Show is one show I watch whenever I can. Archer, Family
Guy, Always Sunny, Arrested development and Pushing Daises are the
other shows I'll watch. Im actually a bit old school. Id rather
toss in a Seinfeld or Married with Children DVD than watch anything
on TV nowadays. I watch All in the family when I get a chance as
well. Oh, and most any show with comic book characters. Smallville
for example( yeah I know it sucks, but it's freakin superman!).
Also a fan of Japanese anime. I watch One Piece almost
I love all music, but classical, country and heavy metal in small
doses. I like some country and some metal music. But I HATE any new
type fo rap music. Seriously. If your chorus is 50% of your song,
its not a song. it just sucks. I grew up on Old school and R&B.
But I still listen to Ludacris whenever he puts out a new song.
That guy can't do no wrong...
As far as food goes, pasta, pizza, and appetizers! Im a pretty damn
good cook, and am always trying something new out. Made a Croque
deluxe last week. look it up.
The six things I could never do without
1. Good Food
2. Friends/ Family
4. Sense of humor
5. The Daily Show
6. To be determined...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why people still listen to FoxNews...
Why no one ever calls Orpah out on how she can constantly give
marriage and childcare advice, but she's never been married or has
On a typical Friday night I am
Shooting pool, having a drink or two with friends or family or
catching a movie. Typing out my weekly Drunken enlightment facebook
rant. They are getting very popular, even if Im not drunk when I
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a VERY thought out series of plans in the event of a zombie
apocalypse. Like main plans, contingency plans, locations,
vehicles, the whole shebang.
I was Also told to add: there is a YouTube video of me, wearing a
Mexican wrestling mask, and doing all sorts of stupid things not
pertaining to wrestling....
You should message me if
You think I'm interesting enough to warrant meeting me in person.
Or if this matchmaking thing says I'm like 25% or more your enemy.
I've always wanted an arch-nemesis!