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hm430

27 F Joshua Tree, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
*I'm going to say this up here in hopes that people will read it*
I'm an atheist, I don't believe in any sort of god and there is not a spiritual bone in my body. And I in no way feel like my life is lacking as a result. I'm probably not gonna want to go out on a date with you if you find me morally bereft by definition ^_^

I'm pretty nerdy. Might as well get out there and say that first off. I play video games, not as often as I should (that both makes zero sense and tons of sense), but on a day off, if the mood hits me I can easily blow 8 hours on some rpg or mmo. I go back and forth between preferring console vs pc, but I digress...besides, all my consoles (and TV for that matter haha) got stolen about a year ago, so I'm strictly PC. I've started playing WoW again....yay? I don't know, it may have been one of the worst decisions I have ever made!

I'm pretty sarcastic, but in a good natured sort of way. Unless one is constantly dumb, then I just sort of get annoyed. I'm also clumsy. It hides most of the times, but I do have my days, and then I end up falling off an elliptical at the gym or something (true story!).

I'm considering ordering a companion cube plushie. I'm not sure how comfy it would be though.
What I’m doing with my life
Recently started working as a pharmacy technician and I'm enjoying it immensely. I was feeling a little lack luster about going back to school and if it was worth it, but now I'm considering trying for a pharmacy degree. At least that's something that will always be in demand.....

In my free time, though, I'm catching myself up on internet memes. So far it's been rewarding ^_^
I’m really good at
Laughing at myself. It's come in handy, because I randomly do dumb things, like walk into doors (which, in reality, I should have the whole door thing mastered by now...), or walking into fixtures at stores. I also trip while standing still. I have a plethora of things I do that are teasing worthy, so being able to laugh at myself helps a lot.

I'm decent at figuring things out. While I don't necessarily KNOW how to solve a problem off the top of my head, the internet is a handy tool, and phones nowadays are awesome. The internet taught me how to install a stereo and speakers in my car; take apart, clean, and put a pistol back together; and how to whistle.

Also, I'm really good at being left handed (meaning I'm good at using things designed for right handed people: scissors, potato peelers, keyboards, three ring binders/spirals, and the stupid 'right hand rule' in physics).
The first things people usually notice about me
I would say the tattoos, or the facial piercing, but oddly enough, people tend to not notice those. Well, they notice them eventually, but usually weeks after they've seen them for the first time.

Maybe that I read a lot? People always seem to like to interrupt my reading to tell me that I read a lot haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wheel of Time, as far as the books go. Excellent series. Anything by Brandon Sanderson as well, his books are amazing. I'm big into fantasy books, have read some science fiction (I definitely separate the two). Anne Bishop and her Black Jewels books. Read Good Omens recently and definitely enjoyed it. I've fallen in love with GRRM's series and honestly I'm dying to talk to a read who'll talk theories with me and not just yell "SPOILERS!!" at me every time I open my mouth. David Weber is a good author as well.

Shawshank Redemption is probably my favorite movie, that's one of those questions where it's hard to nail down an answer. I like most kinds of movies as long as they're not stupid.

Music, oh man, where to start....Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Beatles, the Animals, Tom Petty, Rise Against, Avenged Sevenfold, Offspring, Hush Sound, Toadies, Murder by Death, Muse, Slipknot, Disturbed, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash...the list goes on.

Not sure I have a favorite food. I like to cook, and I'm willing to try most foods once (sometimes it helps not to know what's in them before I try them--learned this in Amarillo when a friend had me try calf fries).
The six things I could never do without
Barring the normal things like food and water and such: (in no particular order)
1. A book to read
2. My phone
3. Caffeine
4. A piano that I can access at a whim
5. Good pillows
6. Warm showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How things work. Whether it's something like an engine, or a disease, or even just how some thing that one person does or says can effect what others do. It's interesting to trace cause and effect sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
I honestly don't know? Haha, I work retail, so Friday nights don't really mean anything time. If I'm not working, I probably have a morning shift on Saturday.

(Also, shame on all you people who say "there's no typical Friday night", you're pandering.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm bored in the car, I blast some kpop.....>_>

I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can refrain from using anything that sounds like a line. I've found that lines are almost always disingenuous. Last time it happened I couldn't help but laugh at the person and then it was awkward.

You know the difference between "your" and "you're", as well as the differences between "there", "their", and "they're".

If you were as amused as I was when Taylor Swift referred to herself as a scarlet letter in that awful song, "love story".

I worked at liquor store where customers call me sweetheart, honey, or (my favorite) baby-doll, so things like that don't impress me. What would impress me would be if people used my name (hint: it's Heather).

You read/watch any of the following: (and can point me in the direction of similar stuffs)
Red vs Blue
xkcd
oglaf
no need for bushido
vgcats
WoT
Fairy Tail
Bleach

You can talk ASOIAF theories with me. I want this badly, but everyone keeps yelling "SPOILERS" at me T_T