37 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
Born and raised Brooklyn man (with childhood stops in Athens, Tokyo and South Florida) who likes making mischief, order from chaos and a difference in the world. I've seen too much not to call it like it is. Otherwise I'm a hustler who loves nothing more than meeting new people, hearing their stories and sizing them up. ENTJ all the way, baby;)

For the record, I come from a family of know-it-alls that are great at interrupting. They are a Social Worker/Knitter/Gardener/Children's Librarian Mom, a Computer Engineer/ Astronomy Hustler/Block Party President/Teacher/Opera Fanatic Dad and a smarter/older looking/bigger/louder/ just confused younger brother. Good thing I'm good at listening.
What I’m doing with my life
I help make all nonprofits great places to work and teach interior designers/ architects how their designs can change human behavior.
I’m really good at
most things but please don't make me list them. Just be continually surprised that I'm really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
that I'm a white boy with an ass and serious rhythm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(NB - do yourself a favor and look at the pictures, they're the best. Actually, let me read you the story because my voices and pacing are even better)



(NB - For the optimal audio and visual experience please listen to the music and watch the dance video simultaneously, taking care to mute the dance video)

Food: Ghiradelli's brownie mix with coconut oil (cover with foil for 25 min, then let cool for full fudge effect)
The six things I could never do without
Curse words in any other language
Seeing, hearing and smelling
Stoops, steps or benches
Caldecott Medal Winners
Silly questions to answer
Da 7th street Block Party
Making new monsters
Warm ocean waters
Good toilet paper
Spring, Summer & Fall
Lazy mornings in bed
Breaking the rules
The family birthday cake
Frosted Cherry Pop Tarts
24 hr conversations
Random acts of kindness
Breezes that kiss your skin
Reprimanding looks followed by ;)'s
Making faces with the outlines of words
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to be a better man.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to run away from the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that because I don't want to think about where reality begins and make-believe ends, I create and have conversations with inanimate objects.
You should message me if
you are nice 'n naughty, with a gift for gab, a heart of gold and hips that can hulahoop like a motherfucker.