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delisausse

36 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Summary:
Brooklyn-bred man (with childhood stops in Athens, Tokyo and South Florida) who likes making mischief, order from chaos and a difference in the world. I come from a family of know-it-alls that is composed of a Social Worker/Knitter/Gardener/Children's Librarian Mom, a Computer Engineer/Astronomy Hustler/Teacher/Opera Fanatic Dad and a younger brother, who looks older and is much louder.

Personality:
Though I am a world-class bullshit artist, I don't mince words. I love people, their stories and where they are/going so I talk to everyone. I have an old soul, a big heart and am equally sweet and salty.

Behavior/Interests:
I like a good challenge followed by a nice drink/joint, walk and sunset. If I hear any music with a beat I can't help but tap my fingers and move my hips. I'm a former athlete who no longer plays but reads ESPN daily. I keep accumulating degrees in human behavior yet find tremendous satisfaction in making shit (e.g. clothes, my haircuts, art, product design, furniture, interior design, architecture). I like all of the arts except Chinese Opera. While the beach, small towns and mother nature all restore me, I have seen the world and know that I will only live in cities. That being said, I only live in the pretty, quiet parts near big, old trees.

NB:
After years of thinking I was indestructible, I learned the hard way that I am not and am now relearning how to walk.
What I’m doing with my life
I want to help those who help others kick ass.
I’m really good at
a lot of things. I'm great at a few.
The first things people usually notice about me
is how they suddenly don't know where their wallet is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate pissing contests and I like to keep an open mind so I can learn about the best of everything. Here are some of my all time favorites:

Book: The Dark
Movies: The Chaser
Music: "Tezeta" by Mulatu Astatqe
Shows: Pina Bausch's "Vollmund"
Food: Ghiradelli's brownie mix with coconut oil
The six things I could never do without
Cursing
Playoffs
Sunsets
Seasons
Inspiration
Warm oceans
Breaking da rules
Lazy mornings in bed
The family birthday cake
Random acts of kindness
Breezes that kiss your skin
Never-ending conversations
New sights, smells and sounds
Reprimanding looks followed by ;)'s
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to be a better man.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to run away from the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that because I don't want to think about where reality begins and make-believe ends, I have conversations with stuffed animals and other inanimate objects.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are nice, naughty and can hula hoop like a motherfucker.

PS - 1) Though I flirt with everything that moves, I don't cheat; 2) I prefer the ladies about 75% of the time; and 3) men, if your messages are any indication, you have absolutely no game.