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36 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:23am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Brooklyn-bred man (with childhood stops in Athens, Tokyo and South Florida) who likes making mischief, order from chaos and a difference in the world. I come from a family of know-it-alls that is composed of a Social Worker/Knitter/Gardener/Children's Librarian Mom, a Computer Engineer/Astronomy Hustler/Teacher/Opera Fanatic Dad and a smarter/older looking/bigger and louder younger brother.

I have an old soul and a big heart with generous helpings of both sweet and salty. As such, I love nothing more than meeting new people, hearing their stories and sizing them up. Though I am a world-class bullshit artist, when you really want my opinion, I won't mince words.

I like a good challenge followed by a nice reward. If I hear any music with a beat I can't help but tap my fingers and shake my hips. I'm a former athlete (baseball, soccer, tennis, wrestling, rugby, pole vaulting) who no longer plays but reads ESPN daily. I keep accumulating degrees in human behavior yet find satisfaction in and acclaim by making shit (clothes, my haircuts, furniture, interiors). I like all of the arts except Chinese Opera. While the beach, small towns and mother nature all restore me, I have seen the world and know that I will only live in cities. That being said, I only live in the pretty, quiet parts near big, old trees.
What I’m doing with my life
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I want to help those who help others kick ass (i.e. to make all nonprofits great places to work).
I’m really good at
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plenty. Maybe we should start talking about what we're bad at. I'm bad at:

remembering lyrics to just about every song,
keeping my mouth shut, and
tolerating assholes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is how they suddenly don't know where their wallet is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm an opinionated sonofabitch but I hate pissing contests because there's always someone around the corner who's a better expert. Here are some of my all time favorites:

Book: Lemony Snicket's "The Dark"
Movies: Na Hong-jin's "The Chaser"
Music: Mulatu Astatqe's "Tezeta"
Shows: Pina Bausch's "Vollmund"
Food: Ghiradelli's brownie mix with coconut oil
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Curse words in any other language
Seeing, hearing and smelling
Stoops, steps or benches
Caldecott Medal Winners
Silly questions to answer
Da 7th street Block Party
Making new monsters
Warm ocean waters
Good toilet paper
Making faces->
Spring, Summer & Fall
Lazy mornings in bed
Breaking the rules
The family birthday cake
Frosted _____ Pop Tarts
24 hr conversations
Random acts of kindness
Breezes that kiss your skin
Reprimanding looks followed by ;)'s
Making faces with the outlines of words
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to be a better man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to run away from the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that because I don't want to think about where reality begins and make-believe ends, I create environments that come from another planet so I can have conversations with inanimate objects.
You should message me if
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you are nice 'n naughty with a gift for gab, a heart of gold and can hulahoop like a motherfucker.