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35 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Student
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Brooklyn-bred man (with childhood stops in Athens, Tokyo and South Florida) who likes making trouble and mischief, order from chaos, and a difference in the world. Because I've played every part in "The Breakfast Club", I like people and am pretty good with 'em. And, finally, after being burned by too many years of pedal to the metal I am learning how to play it slow.
What I’m doing with my life
Gathering my resources so I can help those who help others kick ass.
I’m really good at
Throwing with accuracy, jaywalking, shaking my tail feathers, giving massages, whistling, projecting my voice, creating voices, seeing things, reading, talking and tending to things, pairing food things and drink things, packing boxes and thinging outside of them, making space for the surreal aaaaaaaaand, clearly, lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
How they suddenly don't know where their wallet is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This question has turned out to be quite the pissing contest, no? Ok, I like learning about the best of everything and gladly accept your recommendations. To get things started, here are some of mine:

(kids) Book: "the Dot"
Movies: The Chaser (Korean)
Music: "Tezeta" by Mulatu Astatqe
Shows: anything besides Law & Order SVU
Food: Ghiradelli's brownie mix with coconut oil
The six things I could never do without
Sun
Play
Luck
Ideas
Playoffs
Baby skin
Binder clips
Birthday cake
My music levels
Warm ocean water
Lazy mornings in bed
The change in seasons
Random acts of kindness
Never-ending conversations
New sights, smells and sounds
Proper meals at casa mom and pop
Reprimanding looks followed by some ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Recently, how to prevent the goddamn pigeons from eating my moonflowers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to run away from the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Because I don't want to think about where reality begins and make-believe ends, I have conversations with stuffed animals and other inanimate objects.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You are a nice, naughty lady with a heart of gold and hips that can hula hoop like a motherfucker.