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ho-troppe-bici

36 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Italian, Spanish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Random useless facts. I am circumspect around new acquaintances, but gregarious after a few drinks. If I don't know the answer to some thing I will look it up, immediately. I dislike raw tomatoes and fish. I have lived in more countries than states. Spelling is bullshit. I more likely to go out on a Tuesday than a Friday. I find this whole process tedious and exhausting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out in back yards, cooking dinner, looking for that thing I can't live without in the thrift shop, finding that next project, feeling guilty I haven't been on a real bike ride, scheming with friends about adventures that some times even happen, hoping for beach weather.

Oh, and I have a job that I love (and some times hate). I keep weird hours and am way busier than I'd like. I build temples of opulence and light and sometimes hang heavy, awkward things from strange places.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making dinner for two to twenty-seven
Talking too much and sticking my foot in my mouth
Bicycle camping
Taking it apart, and putting it back together (I might fix your bike while you are not looking .... but it will run better than the day it was made)
baking
Procrastinating
Digging holes and encouraging things to grow
Considering all the possibilities

I'm really bad at
Spelling
Considering all the possibilities
Filtering, I have a bad habit of speaking my mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Frequently the foot in my mouth, or that I have just accidentally set a ridiculously heavy bag of tools on their foot on BART.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just six? Well, how about: morning coffee, tacos trucks, bicycles, Sriracha, coffee, isolated trails, naps on the beach, gluten, cooking with friends, phở, unpredictable weather, that thing at the thrift shop, gravity and another round of coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do people vote against their own self interest? What's with those creepy animal masks? What is the perfect number of bicycles? Is it Tuesday yet? Who's in charge here?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Avoiding amateur night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the only Californian in history who's never been to Mexico.
You should message me if
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Bonus points for nerds, makers, performers, the sarcastic, the near sighted, Burners, the idle poor, terrible spellers, the GGG, the jaded, dorks, cyclists, and sinners.