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37 M Fountain, CO

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  • Ages 24–41
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My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Let's see, where to start. I'm retiring from the Army and am staying here in the Springs. I have a fantastic civilian job set to start that includes a lot of travel as I am continuing to work in the Defense Industry. So with that said...

The Basics are just that… Basic.

Height: 5'10
Weight: 205lbs
Ethnicity: Italian
Education: BS in Administration of Justice from Penn State (1998)
Previous Relationships: Divorced
Children: None (However, I am a huge kid guy. Nothing smells bull$%^& like a child or an pet)
Personality: Sarcastic, Sardonic, Kind Hearted, Even Tempered

I’m 5’10”, I’m Italian. I’m divorced and don’t have kids. Im exceedingly sarcastic and sardonic. I've been on this site for quite some time and have had as many great experiences as I've had comically bad. I've met great people and have had my share of stalkers, crazies and desperate individuals but have met them all with aplomb and tongue in cheek humor and sarcasm. Im 37, I have a biting wit (I can dish it out and take it) and tend to get into incredible situations. Simple interactions like conversations about veal parmesan lead to allowing people to expound on their anti veal stance as their aversion to cruelty towards animals makes them not ever want to eat veal. (When pressed this young lady explained that she made the decision not to eat veal the minute she saw the Eskimos hitting them with those clubs and thought "those poor baby veals". And I wish was kidding.) And one last thing as I transition out of the military Ive been injured for the better part of the last year so I was restricted from the gym. However, with retirement comes the freedom to go back and get back into the shape I was in prior to injury. My first rotation back overseas with my job will fix all of those woes.

That's about all I can think of right now. I apologize if this looks like a job application but really... Isnt that what this is. Im sending out resume's hoping to get a call back.

Im terrible at these things. Im a sum of my experiences both good (the military, my soldiers) and bad (the kangaroo butt whippin and my deployments) and would not change a single thing. Its what has made me who I am.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing out the last few days until retirement here at Fort Carson and then moving on into the private sector with a job already set up and waiting. Fantastic prospects ahead!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things Im really good at... beer pong (ex frat boy), sarcasm and holding a in intelligent conversation. Weird mix I know but somehow it works. Whoda thunk?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books:

Salem's Lot
Angels and Demons
The Last Templar
Anything Shakespeare or Milton


Stand By Me
Cool Hand Luke
Return of the Living Dead
Oh Brother... Where Art Thou
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Computer
2. A good book
3. My dog
4. A warm bed
5. A casino in driving distance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future (right now as Im about to sign away 3 more years) and potential life after the Army
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing after a long week with friends at their house having a drink and watching a movie or TV series