I'm as subtle as a sledgehammer.

I'm a theatre school grad, part of the starving-artist population of brooklyn. I'm an actor/writer/karaoke minx/videogame sailor/imagineer for projects that will never be completed and I enjoy like-minded people and totally unalike-minded folks as well.

I haven't been in a serious relationship for a while now, and I'm really done with the casual thing. I know I've got a lot of growing up to do so bear with me.

I'm a (perpetual) theatre student, learning about acting, people, movement, the things in life that keep you moving.
I'm a Boston student, but a Brooklyn native- I have love for both cities

I show up in ridiculous places, like here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hLJZaXJhPc

I currently tell people to sit down for a living in the heart of times sq, it ain't a bad gig. And on the side, I scream my lungs off for my buddies who make kitschy horror movies. And I GoGo dance in a cardboard robot costume

Delivering pearls of wisdom in shady dive bars. Crooning. Remembering little details. My psychic powers. That impersonation of my grandmother.

And choosing the best earworm of a musical riff to get stuck in your head because I'll be singing it to myself constantly. Something like the hook of "Day Tripper" or "Lonely Boy"

My height ("Awww, you're so tiny!"), my voice (the brooklyness, the crassness, laugh), and my boobs (not gonna lie, folks)
I've been told my eyes are pretty, but I don't think that's a boom/hit-you-in-the-face sort of thing people tend to notice right away.

I'm more than a bit left of center, I make up profanities and I actually enjoy curling my hair with foam rollers and waddling around talking like a 50's diner waitress/drag queen of color.

Books: tolkien, gaiman, pratchett and king are my literary gods. Favorite playwrights include Wilde, Shepard, Shanley and McDonaugh.
Movies: LOTR trilogy (and the Hobbit), Little Shop of Horrors, Velvet Goldmine, The goonies, muppet treasure island, fantasia, the prestige, reefer madness the musical, go, SLC punk, How To Train your Dragon, Shaun of the dead. I also love god awful B movies
TV- Spaced, Archer, Battlestar, Avatar, Sherlock, House, RUPAUL'S DRAGRACE.
Music: Oy. Classic Rock, punk, folky, jazzy, soulful... I'm pretty eclectic.
I like a lot of stuff, so throw something my way and i'll give it a shot
And I've left out food for the longest time because I'm really not picky- I'm just a foodie- anything that's prepared well is good eats to me.

Eye contact, laughter, garlic, my lighter, my lip balm and my knife.

My extravagant delusions of grandeur. I dream huge. I also like melding things in my imagination, for instance what a salon attended by Oscar Wilde, Freddie Mercury and Davy Jones would entail. And what they'd be drinking. And who would win in a fist-fight: Lulu or Ann-Margaret?

When I'm not busy I like to spend a Friday just hanging out with buddies, watching movies or going out for dinner. I'm always down for live performances of any sort- rock shows, theatre, sporting events (I love a good fight... from afar)

In a junior high art class we were asked to draw a fantastical bird. I drew a penguin in a bunnysuit.

I wonder constantly what people think of me, but will never grow the balls to outright ask.

In all honesty, I'll tell you just about anything you ask. I don't believe in deep-dark traumatic secrets. My role in the universe to act as story-teller, for it is necessary to share everything that makes us both unique and common to all.

You're as swift as the coursing river
Have all the force of a great typhoon
Have all the strength of a raging fire
And you're mysterious as the dark side of the moon...

I don't remind you too much of your mother. I will not do your laundry.

If you've ever written a song about cats, I'd like to hear it.

And you're comfortable with profanity—I'm from New York fuckin City.

And please, no solicitations for a spontaneous threesome or group sex. Come on, get to know me first. I'm a fuckin lady.

And if you wish you could answer half these questions with "WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?"