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hobbitsara

25 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:29pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm as subtle as a sledgehammer.

I'm an actor, part of the starving-artist population of brooklyn. Besides acting I'm a make up FX artist/combat choreographer/writer/karaoke minx/videogame sailor/imagineer for projects that will never be completed and I enjoy like-minded people and totally unalike-minded folks as well.

People are always astounding and intriguing while often times far too tedious for my own tastes. If you can strike a delicate balance in my lovely little self-made schedule, you're golden.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a (perpetual) theatre student, learning about acting, people, movement, the things in life that keep you moving.
I was a Boston student, but a Brooklyn native- I have love for both cities

I show up in ridiculous places, like here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hLJZaXJhPc

I keep busy with two theatre-related customer service gigs. And on the side, I scream my lungs off for my buddies who make kitschy horror movies. And I GoGo dance in a cardboard robot costume. And sell booze and merch. I do all the things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Delivering pearls of wisdom in shady dive bars. Crooning. Remembering little details. My psychic powers. That impersonation of my grandmother. And tarot readings. And coming up with that reference that's just on the tip of your tongue.
And singing with a dental appliance in my mouf.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height ("Awww, you're so tiny!"), my voice (the brooklyness, the crassness, laugh), and my boobs (not gonna lie, folks)
I've been told my eyes are pretty, but I don't think that's a boom/hit-you-in-the-face sort of thing people tend to notice right away.

I'm more than a bit left of center, I make up profanities and I actually enjoy curling my hair with foam rollers and waddling around giving people nicknames like a 50's diner waitress
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: tolkien, gaiman, pratchett and king are my literary gods. Favorite playwrights include Wilde, Shepard, Shanley, Durang, Rivera and McDonaugh. More recently diving into the occult/metaphysical, so delving into reference material on the tarot, ancient symbols and imagery and dream theory.
Movies: LOTR trilogy (and the Hobbit), Little Shop of Horrors, Velvet Goldmine, The goonies, muppet treasure island, fantasia, the prestige, reefer madness the musical, go, SLC punk, How To Train your Dragon, Shaun of the dead. I also love god awful B movies
TV- Spaced, Archer, Battlestar, Avatar, Space Dandy, Orphan Black, Face Off, Sherlock, House, RUPAUL'S DRAGRACE.
And the Monkees is my happy place.
Music: Classic Rock, punk, folky, jazzy, soulful... I'm pretty eclectic.
I like a lot of stuff, so throw something my way and i'll give it a shot
And I've left out food for the longest time because I'm really not picky- I'm just a foodie- anything that's prepared well is good eats to me. I really love spicy though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eye contact, laughter, garlic, my lighter, my lip balm and my knife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My extravagant delusions of grandeur. I dream huge. I also like melding things in my imagination, for instance what a salon attended by Oscar Wilde, Freddie Mercury and Davy Jones would entail. And what they'd be drinking. And who would win in a fist-fight: Lulu or Ann-Margaret?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I'm not busy I like to spend a Friday just hanging out with buddies, watching movies or going out for dinner. I'm always down for live performances of any sort- rock shows, theatre, sporting events (I love a good fight... from afar)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In a junior high art class we were asked to draw a fantastical bird. I drew a penguin in a bunnysuit.

I wonder constantly what people think of me, but will never grow the balls to outright ask.

In all honesty, I'll tell you just about anything you ask. I don't believe in deep-dark traumatic secrets. My role in the universe to act as story-teller, for it is necessary to share everything that makes us both unique and common to all.
You should message me if
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You're into Go-Go dancing

You're as swift as the coursing river
Have all the force of a great typhoon
Have all the strength of a raging fire
And you're mysterious as the dark side of the moon...

I don't remind you too much of your mother. I will not do your laundry.

If you've ever written a song about cats, I'd like to hear it.

And you're comfortable with profanity—I'm from New York fuckin City.

And please, no solicitations for a spontaneous threesome or group sex. Come on, get to know me first. I'm a fuckin lady.

And if you wish you could answer half these questions with "WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?"