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hobohysteria

25 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 21–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:18pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life is but a seeking after-life. I live simply in hopes of discovering that a new life is waiting for me just around the corner.
I love change and reinvention.
I'm a hopeless day-dreamer living to make my dreams a reality. My reality has become filled with marvelous adventures(and misadventures), mischief abound, fascinating people, and even more fascinating places travelled to.

I am a wanderer--a wanderlust--always wandering, never lost.
I come from nothing and went in search of everything. What I found along the way has shaped me into the person that I am today. I've had lots of mishaps and misunderstandings, revelations, heartbreak and consolations; made comrades(good and bad) found redemption, had some conception, found love, lost love, and had unrequited love(which is the worst). Somewhere along the way I was able to find myself and realize what it is that I want out of this life. It wasn't an easy journey getting to this place, but it was a colourful one, and I can't ask for anything more than that. I wouldn't trade anything for my journey now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Navigating my way through the jungle, wandering, hibernating, contradicting, reading books, drinking beers, making omelettes, writing love poems, missing riding my bike, searching for inspiration and solace, collecting plants, dreaming of summer, trying to pull myself away from marathons of the Real Housewives of _______, making coffee and then getting too busy to drink it, trying to live my dreams, loving wholeheartedly, and learning how not to repeat the same mistakes twice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hailing cabs, flipping omelettes, forgetting names, memorizing every line from Romy & Michelle, forgetting my belongings in bars, wasting non-renewable resources, horoscope compatibility, correcting others grammar mistakes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Strangers often comment on either my stache or my hair. When I shave both off, I feel as if people no longer notice me. So I try not to do that too often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
[Literature] East of Eden, Middlesex, On the Road, Lady Chatterley's Lover, Love in the Time of Cholera, Candide, The Rules of Attraction, Running With Scissors, White Oleander, Brideshead Revisited, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Charles Bukowski, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Arthur Rimbaud, Maya Angelou, Oscar Wilde, Amy Bender's short stories recently blew my mind.

[Film] American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, À bout de soufflé(Breathless), My Own Private Idaho, Modern Times, As Good As It Gets, La vie en rose, Delicatessen, Blow, Forrest Gump, Lars & the Real Girl, Mommy Dearest, Les Diaboliques, Madame X, Sunset Boulevard, North By Northwest, Clueless, Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion, Hocus Pocus, City Lights.

Or if I just want to put on something ridiculous and laugh my ass off, any Jim Carrey movie usually does the trick. Dumb & Dumber and Ace Ventura never disappoint.

[Telly] All I want is 90s tv shows to play constantly and indefinitely. As a child, I learned the zip code of Beverly Hills(90210) before I learned my own.

Will make exceptions for: Girls, Orange Is the New Black, American Horror Story, and Rachel Maddow.

[Music] I love the raspy, ciggy croak of Billie Holiday. Stevie Nicks is my sheroe. Hank Williams' music is in my bones and my soul. Nina Simone, Sam Cooke, and Otis Redding make me feel good. I want to dance to Van Morrison at my wedding. Bon Iver can make me cry. Tegan & Sara, Feist, Florence + the Machine, MGMT, Mumford & Sons, Phoenix, and Fleet Foxes all remind me of the best summer of my life. Adele reminds me of the worst. My childhood ambition was to be Whitney Houston. R.I.P.

[Food] Probably my favourite thing in the world is this home-made tomato bisque soup at a small restaurant in my hometown. Fujiya in Minneapolis has the best sushi I've ever tasted in my life. Aki in Ocala, Florida is a close second. When I'm not claiming to be a vegetarian, I love fish tacos with a bottle of Corona. I make a mean bruschetta. I will die and be buried with pistachio & almond ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1- spirituality
2- family & friends
3- pen & piece of paper
4- a sense of humour
5- creativity
6- love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How watching soap operas with my mom when I was a young child may have influenced my sexuality; whether I want to be a country mouse or a city mouse; escaping back to my friend's cabin in the woods of northern Minnesota for another 6 months to pretend I'm that guy from Bon Iver; how all my friends are either getting shacked up, knocked up, or tied up and it's really giving me baby and wedding fever; travelling; teaching English in France; finishing the next "Great American Novel"; men over 30, men with beards, a LOT of useless shit. . . Now how crazy manic all of this sounds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Full of regrets...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to be physically and sexually attracted to older men. Not geriatric old, more like George Clooney old. Growing up I didn't ever have crushes on my older brother's friends, I had crushes on my dad's friends. I guess you could say I have "Daddy Issues."
You should message me if
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You found any of this comical, interesting, or relatable.
You think we would have a lot to talk about over coffee.
You think you are my perfect opposite.
You're a Capricorn, Taurus, or Scorpio.(But still feel free to message me if you're not.)
You're a huge Book Nerd.
You want to be my partner-in-crime and get into all sorts of mischief with me. ;)