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My self-summary
Hockey (Penguins) Fan, nerd baller, eSports and competitive gaming enthusiast, League of Legends player, (bad) speedrunner, cynic, skeptic; I'm a hilarious, sweet, passionate, sarcastic asshole - one of the nicest and most caring you'll ever meet.

I like beer, hat tricks and hockey fights, White Russians, video games, sports, and peanut butter. I spend most of my free time on Reddit, YouTube, and TwitchTV.

Read on visitor, and toss me a message if you like what you see.
What I’m doing with my life
Big pimpin'.

Actually I'm just working as a porter (groundskeeper) at an apartment complex. I'm planning on going to back to school next Fall for Astronomy or Astrophysics. In the meantime, it's the 9-5 life for me!
I’m really good at
Trying new things. Video Games that aren't Starcraft 2. Cooking. Having opinions. Accepting other peoples' opinions. Being open-minded. Dealing with hardship. Spelling and grammar.

Oh and sex. I'm awesome at sex. Go ahead, ask me about it. I can even demonstrate, if you like.

I'm also pretty good at sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure. Beard? I'm Tall? Always wearing a hat? Otherwise, probably that I'm emotional, passionate, humorous, and friendly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
tl;dr - nerdy stuff. and metal/hardcore.

House of Leaves, Only Revolutions, The Fifty Year Sword, A Song of Ice and Fire (series), anything by Chuck Palahniuk, other sci-fi and fantasy, and H. P. Lovecraft.

Stanley Kubrick, Will Ferrell, Stephen Spielberg, James Cameron, and too many more to name. My favorite of all time is The Shining, followed closely by Casablanca. Modern movies kinda suck for the most part - but I am in no way a movie hipster.

Community, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, The Office, Firefly, Buffy, Archer, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Scrubs, Doctor Who, and many more. Again, too many to name. I also like some anime, but I'm rather picky about it.

Metal, Metalcore, Hardcore, and 90s Alt Rock. I've also recently started to like dubstep a lot. My favorite bands are Every Time I Die, The Chariot, The Bled, Coheed and Cambria, Pink Floyd, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, and No Doubt.

Food: Anything and everything - I might not like it, but I'll sure as hell give it a try. Favorites include Bacon, Steak, Sandwiches, Mexican, Sushi, and Pasta. I also love beer, if you count that as food. I've recently started to embrace my Irish heritage and realize how much I love potato based foods. 3 of my top 5 favorite food items include French Fries, Potato Chips, and Mashed Potatoes. Go figure.
The six things I could never do without
Honestly, this is a stupid question, but here goes: Music, Video Games, My phone, Internet, Potatoes, Water.

I didn't put the obvious answers (family, air, food, etc) because they are obvious. duh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think a lot about space, time, space-time continuums, and the universe. I love astronomy and astrophysics. Neil deGrasse Tyson and Carl Sagan are heroes of mine.

I also read and think about League of Legends and eSports, as well as other games I'm playing. That and music. I always have a song stuck in my head.

Also, what purpose do Wasps serve?
I'll tell you what purpose wasps serve. Wasps exist solely to KICK ASSES and KILL SHIT. They do nothing productive - they don't make honey, they don't pollinate flowers. They just STING AND HURT LIKE BLOODY MURDER.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably in gaming or netflixing, possibly out for beer or ice cream. Maybe at a movie or concert, but those are more rare.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am DEATHLY and COMPLETELY IRRATIONALLY afraid of bees. Or insects that might be bees. Or sounds that might be insects that might be bees.
Not allergic, just scared to death.
You should message me if
-You are into eSports, League of Legends, speedrunning, or just gaming in general. Bonus points if you know what TSM stands for (without looking it up! no cheating!)

-You are a hockey fan. Doesn't matter what team, if you even have a favorite. Flyers fans would have a harder time gaining my attention. Maybe just keep that a secret ;)

-You have your life together, or have a plan to get it together.

-You don't fit any of the above criteria, but think we might hit it off. Or you just want to message me. Don't be scared :D

I'm looking first for a relationship. Something that will eventually lead to marriage, which will lead to a family, which will lead to happiness. I want to find someone to share the American dream with. However, I'm more than willing to just spend a night out (or in) with someone just to see where things go. You never know what kind of chemistry can develop, and I'm one of those people who's willing to give anything a shot once.