I like beer, hat tricks and hockey fights, White Russians, video games, sports, and peanut butter. I spend most of my free time on Reddit, YouTube, and TwitchTV.
Read on visitor, and toss me a message if you like what you see.
Actually I'm just working as a porter (groundskeeper) at an apartment complex. I'm planning on going to back to school next Fall for Astronomy or Astrophysics. In the meantime, it's the 9-5 life for me!
Oh and sex. I'm awesome at sex. Go ahead, ask me about it. I can even demonstrate, if you like.
I'm also pretty good at sarcasm.
House of Leaves, Only Revolutions, The Fifty Year Sword, A Song of Ice and Fire (series), anything by Chuck Palahniuk, other sci-fi and fantasy, and H. P. Lovecraft.
Stanley Kubrick, Will Ferrell, Stephen Spielberg, James Cameron, and too many more to name. My favorite of all time is The Shining, followed closely by Casablanca. Modern movies kinda suck for the most part - but I am in no way a movie hipster.
Community, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, The Office, Firefly, Buffy, Archer, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Scrubs, Doctor Who, and many more. Again, too many to name. I also like some anime, but I'm rather picky about it.
Metal, Metalcore, Hardcore, and 90s Alt Rock. I've also recently started to like dubstep a lot. My favorite bands are Every Time I Die, The Chariot, The Bled, Coheed and Cambria, Pink Floyd, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, and No Doubt.
Food: Anything and everything - I might not like it, but I'll sure as hell give it a try. Favorites include Bacon, Steak, Sandwiches, Mexican, Sushi, and Pasta. I also love beer, if you count that as food. I've recently started to embrace my Irish heritage and realize how much I love potato based foods. 3 of my top 5 favorite food items include French Fries, Potato Chips, and Mashed Potatoes. Go figure.
I didn't put the obvious answers (family, air, food, etc) because they are obvious. duh.
I also read and think about League of Legends and eSports, as well as other games I'm playing. That and music. I always have a song stuck in my head.
Also, what purpose do Wasps serve?
I'll tell you what purpose wasps serve. Wasps exist solely to KICK ASSES and KILL SHIT. They do nothing productive - they don't make honey, they don't pollinate flowers. They just STING AND HURT LIKE BLOODY MURDER.
Not allergic, just scared to death.
-You are a hockey fan. Doesn't matter what team, if you even have a favorite. Flyers fans would have a harder time gaining my attention. Maybe just keep that a secret ;)
-You have your life together, or have a plan to get it together.
-You don't fit any of the above criteria, but think we might hit it off. Or you just want to message me. Don't be scared :D
I'm looking first for a relationship. Something that will eventually lead to marriage, which will lead to a family, which will lead to happiness. I want to find someone to share the American dream with. However, I'm more than willing to just spend a night out (or in) with someone just to see where things go. You never know what kind of chemistry can develop, and I'm one of those people who's willing to give anything a shot once.