Now that I already know you by checking me out, you have no self control. I guess that I'll have to be in charge of things.
First, I want a girl who is over her ex-boyfriend(s). Just know that if we are going out, your ex-boyfriends will really want you back because I’ll bring out that best in you ;). A red carpet will roll out under your feet and the paparazzi will swarm you every time we go out to eat. Yes, we will look that hot together.
I am a ambitious guy, athletic, comedian, passionate, and your soon to be ex-boyfriend’s worst enemy all bundled up into a perfect Irish treat. Mix in some spice, throw me into my finest suit and you got yourself a man your girlfriends will kill for. All the other men in your life were just practice, lol.
I’m not on here looking for a One Night Stand so ladies, I don’t appreciate being asked for pictures of my junk (as miraculous as it is). I’m also not on here looking to get married, but I wouldn't rule it out since I would make an awesome husband. FYI, we will be so awesome that MTV will demand we make a reality T.V show about our lives. Only two of our kids will have a spin-off and end up on Celebrity Rehab. 1 will live in our basement but the other 3 will go off to college! (It's ok, I've already started saving for it)
Think you can keep up? Throw on your best heels, let’s grab a drink while we check out some local music, and see what this city has to offer.