Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Teacher! Teacher! Pick me!
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Now that I already know you by checking me out, you have no self
control. I guess that I'll have to be in charge of things.
First, I want a girl who is over her ex-boyfriend(s). Just know
that if we are going out, your ex-boyfriends will really want you
back because I’ll bring out that best in you ;). A red carpet will
roll out under your feet and the paparazzi will swarm you every
time we go out to eat. Yes, we will look that hot together.
I am a ambitious guy, athletic, comedian, passionate, and your soon
to be ex-boyfriend’s worst enemy all bundled up into a perfect
Irish treat. Mix in some spice, throw me into my finest suit and
you got yourself a man your girlfriends will kill for. All the
other men in your life were just practice, lol.
I’m not on here looking for a one night stand so ladies, I don’t
appreciate being asked for pictures of my junk (as miraculous as it
is). I’m also not on here looking to get married, but I wouldn't
rule it out since I would make an awesome husband. FYI, we will be
so awesome that MTV will demand we make a reality T.V show about
our lives. Only two of our kids will have a spin-off and end up on
Celebrity Rehab. 1 will live in our basement but the other 3 will
go off to college! (It's ok, I've already started saving for
Think you can keep up? Throw on your best heels, let’s grab a drink
while we check out some local music, and see what this city has to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I look for a driven woman. I just finished up my second degree. I
enjoy a challenge. Intelligence is the sexiest dress a woman can
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am addicted to creativity and passion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm reading the Soul pancake right now.
Movies well too many to list, but Sandlot, Boondock Saints, Goonies
are at the top.
Shows: The League, Breaking Bad, and Always Sunny In Philly
Music: Country is high on my list "I'm in a Southern State of
Mind". Anything acoustic Boyce Avenue, DMB, OAR also Ray LaMontagne
Food: I love to cook and try new things so lets try something new
Books : I am currently reading Blink which is a great read.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Faith,Family, Snowboarding, being challenged intellectually, sports
(being active), music, Summer nights drinking a cold beer escaping
life with friends. I know its more then asked, but I break the
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"If she's amazing, she wont be easy. If she's easy, she wont be
amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up,
you're not worthy."
The time you give me I appreciate and I look for balance with a
girl. Bring those to the table and we will leave these dating games
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am spontaneous so only time will tell
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The more you reveal in your pictures, the less likely I am going to
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
For a first date you want to dress up in our best clothes, head
down to the Porsche dealership and get the keys for a brand new red
Porsche and go for a test drive. We will drive through crowds of
people as they stare at us in jealousy. They will talk among each
other about how much they want to be us and we will speed off. We
will head to the most expensive neighborhood in town and go to to
an open house. We will tell the owner we are interested just to get
his hopes up, but then as we are leaving, we will tell him it is
just too small for our lavish lifestyle.
or we can just climb tree's and get drunk. ;)
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