INTJ. Movie buff. Audiophile. Intensely self-aware. Hate small talk, love a good conversation. High-maintenance people give me anxiety. I have a large vocabulary but still curse a lot. Major procrastinator, but I do my best work under pressure. I think it's important to laugh every day- and my sense of humor can be pretty strange.
I really have no idea how to work this internet dating machine. Am I supposed to ask you out for coffee right off? Am I supposed to send you four to six messages first? Does internet communication have a 3-day rule? I'm pretty awkward, I'm definitely not that guy who says all the right things at all the right times, and while I'm almost certainly not your type... I guess there are always exceptions.
And before we go any further- I don't tolerate bigotry. I can laugh at some pretty awful things (here's looking at you, Louis CK) but I have no respect for people who honestly espouse beliefs involving any form of racism, sexism, homophobia or the like. I have very, very strong feelings about this.
Oh, one more thing... I'm really bad at writing or texting back and it's nothing personal. I promise I communicate like a normal, decent human being in person, but something about how impersonal the online/phone format is just makes it really difficult for me to prioritize. If I write you back, I've made a concerted effort to do so. I'm not going to be a pompous dick and tell you that means you should "feel special", but I will say I definitely never get around to responding to most messages. So there's that.