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hoffstradamous

28 M Magnolia, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I insist upon having a good time. U gotta live the life u love and love the life you live!
Live everyday with a purpose!
If you're not happy, you're doing something wrong & gotta figure that out, quick. Very spontaneous and like meeting new people. I'm from the dirty Jerz....the southern, better part.
Sports are a big part of my life. I played volleyball and basketball in high school, and soccer in high school & college. I went to a small D3 school in PA and graduated with an English/communication degree. My new life is a sport called Kronum which is played in Garnet Valley, PA. But games can be watched live @ www.kronum.com. I suggest checking the website out. My team is the Throwbacks. I plan on bringing Kronum to the Denver area so if anybody knows a good location or complex for it, please let this guy know!

Message me if I left out any super important information that you'd like to know....or to do a lil chit with a lil chat!
What I’m doing with my life
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Kronum
Exploring Colorado
Trying new bars/breweries
Attempting to hike anywhere possible
Trying to ride my new mountain bike for more than 25 mins on these crazy hills
Rescuing a puppy in November
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching sports
Giving any sport a valiant effort
Making others happy
Entertaining
Handstands
Catch Phrase
Apples to Apples
Would you rather....
Sarcasm
Getting surgery
The first things people usually notice about me
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My white boy Fro prolly
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Hot Tub Time Machine
Hangover 1 & 2
Lucky Number Sleven
Boondock Saints
Sherlock Holmes
Wayne's World
Anchorman

Music: I hate Lady Gaga. But I enjoy anything besides country and that crazy yelling nonsense. My preferences are Hip hop, r&b, & anything u can dance to

TV Shows: Always Sunny in Philadelphia(I have every season), Family Guy(also own every season), Eastbound & Down, Impractical Jokers, America's Best Dance Crew, Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Sundays are dedicated to football when it's on...NFL red zone alllll day!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/Friends
Quality beer
Music
Sarcasm
Athletics/fitness
Doctors to fix my body
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do we wake up everyday trying to make money? Is that reaaaally why we're here?

We know, as much as what life is all about, and why we're on this earth....as anybody, who's ever lived.....EVER!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try not to do typical. Typical can be boring. But I do like Friday night to be my night for time traveling
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My "years on earth" to "surgery" ratio is 2 to 1.

I'm currently pregnant.

One of those is tru. Can you guess which?
You should message me if
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