hogfather1
50 Warwick, RI
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My self-summary
I'm a decent guy who treats women right. Honest and respectable...with many close friends. Self-deprecating...yet not frightened of sarcasm. I can cook and play blues guitar. I know how to use a vacuum cleaner (extra points for spelling vacuum correctly). I enjoy Monty Python . And myriad other things. And I can speak Cranstonese if needed. I have a dry sense of humour that usually brings folks to their knees.
What I’m doing with my life
Plugging and chugging trying to make a buck. Like most. This free dating site is a stretch for anyone. I am not shallow, but I would like someone who is ATTRACTIVE. I try to look decent. And in shape. I expect the same. Is that so wrong ? NO. IT IS NOT. If your ass is 2 axe handles wide....I will not be interested. Sorry.
And no pictures ? Fuggedaboutit
If you are interested, call me . I shant waste my time texting on this site. It bores me to no end.
I’m really good at
Chicken enchiladas. My work. And playing guitar (so I've been told)
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not completely inept. I can do things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Angela's Ashes"..."The Godfather" ....Roomful of Blues...Italian food....mob movies...eclectic taste in music....Irish, jazz, classic rock, reggae (sp), Led Zeppelin, Jimi, Yes, The Who, etc.
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