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hokaycomputer

22 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

His Details

Last Online
Mar 30
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Political / Government
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
R/OKCupid purposes only.

I'm sort of a mix between Hakuna Matata and getting down to business to defeat the Huns.

Special Agent Dale Cooper is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated as a Defense Against the Dark Arts major. (Turned out my patronus charm is a supply and demand graph so I received an honorary degree in Economics as well!)

Now I'm working for Big Brother. Literally. I make it rain for traumatically injured vets.
I’m really good at
Talking nerdy to you all. night. long.

Getting bass lines of Pixies songs stuck in my head.

Balancing a love for exercising and being healthy with lounging out all weekend with Chipotle and Netflix marathons.

I have a seal for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My humble assault on the commonality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A week without best friends, board games, and beers violates the Geneva Conventions.

Currently getting down with the historical nonfiction. Oxford History of the United States style.

Normally I'm getting The Kinks out of my LCD Soundystem. Those Magnetic Fields wreck havoc on it. And I gotta replace those Dirty Projectors. I feel morally obligated to mention my love for Queens of the Stone Age here too.

So, maybe, I'm a bit addicted to XPN's midday music stuff. (Or not. I could totally quit anytime I want right?)

I like mostly sci fi, artsy stuff, documentaries, and comedies, but let's be honest: nothing is better than Denzel Washington and Jack Black's award winning performances in Step Up 3D.

You will find I'm very pro-choice with regards to horse trough sized bowls of pho. (It's critical to have the right to make that decision on your own!) Oh and I recently decided there's more to cooking than how to make ice cubes.
The six things I could never do without
That feeling of buying a brand new TAPOUT shirt.

Taking a photograph of me wearing aforementioned shirt in front of a dirty bathroom mirror.

Uploading it to facebook with the description of #SWAG with hopes someone other than my mom will "like" it.

A slow walk to Applebees for a Sizzling Steak (tm).

My Now That's What I Call Music Volume 736 (featuring Nickelback) to accompany me.

The trust fund my grandma set up for me for making this perfect day happen.

Honorable mentions: My frosted tips, jnco jeans, and my pet bald eagle named Small Government.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who looks at a screwdriver and says, "this could use a little more sonic?"

Anthropology, technology, getting a tattoo, social justice, this unplanned universe we all share, or, you know, maybe just hibernating until Game Of Thrones comes back on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Off to dance and sing along to the songs of our ancestors at a concert or the Snakehole Lounge. (Pawnee's sickest nightclub.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My carless city living has corrupted my definition of drunk driving to be drinking a few IPAs and using Google Street View.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
Taking terrific tales to town tickles your fancy. Possibly over potentially potent potables?