Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 25 year old grad student on a physics Ph.D track. Please
don't ask me "what do you want to do with that?" I haven't thought
that one through yet. Four years ago I wanted to be a writer, and
now I have a physics degree. So in four years, I'll probably be in
the circus or dead or something (which is ok).
I'm into various hobbies that most women find sexy and mature. I
speak of course about karate and computer games. (Don't click off
the page now... pretty please). But I really don't have time for
much of that anyways. Edit: 2010, gave up both of those hobbies due
to grad school and mostly just lift weights. Edit:2012, gave that
shit up too.
I really like to go out and just tear it up. I like to dance, and
don't have a big macho fear of it, nor do I need to be drunk to
perform. I'm pretty fun to hang out with in any scenario really,
coffee shop, bar, making popcorn with only garden herbs etc... I
get along with mostly everybody.
Also, we should go bowling because I've been crushing people at
bowling lately and don't know when this talent emerged.
I am nerdy, large, and in charge
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chilling, trying to learn some physics, and having a decent time. I
worked for the National Institutes of Health this summer, maybe
will go back after I get my Master's etc... who cares? Life isn't
about what you do or what status you have; it's about who you are
and how you make it work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hacking, roundhouses, dancing, super smash brothers, ripping on
people, variational calculus, and other very important
And reading profiles. I won't message you if I didn't read your
profile. I'd ask you to afford me the same courtesy, but it's a
moot point if you've gotten this far.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My concealed weapon.
If you know what I mean.
Actually, that's not true in either context.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy anti-utopian fiction (Think 1984, Brave New World etc..),
and also enjoy reading some thought-provoking books from across the
My attitude towards television is analogous. I enjoy animal planet,
discovery channel and comedy central. Basically, if it doesn't have
a point, it better make me laugh... just like life.
I also am a B-grade movie aficionado, appreciating cinematic gold
like "Ax'em, Santa and the Martians and THE NUMBER 23". Basically,
if I can make a hand full of jokes about the movie, it's worth
As for food, I'm down for all kinds. A sucker for Primanti Bros, I
draw the line at Sea Urchin. God it sucks ass... tastes like the
bottom of a fish tank (because urchins filter shit off the bottom
of the oceanic floor)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chicken nugget parties
Tropic of cancer
But for real:
2. and supporting cast
5. Cliche, but my boys back home.
6. Classic nickelodeon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The origin of the universe.
Human mortality and what happens after we die.
The origin of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working late, or working fast. The former because I have no plans
and the latter because I have plans, but am running late. If I go
out on a Friday, it's usually to get trashed, dance around, come
home, make a frozen pizza, hook it up with mad toppings pimp yo
ride style, and pass out.
This is typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I use Lady's speedstick. It's cool though, because with a silver
sharpee, it now says "MEN'S! Speedstick".
You should message me if
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You're not appalled by what you've read so far.
You want to meet me.
You like video games (or you don't; it really doesn't
You are a cross dressing serial killer. Sike, don't.
Who are you looking for?
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