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holaschmidt

27 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey,

I'm a 25 year old grad student on a physics Ph.D track. Please don't ask me "what do you want to do with that?" I haven't thought that one through yet. Four years ago I wanted to be a writer, and now I have a physics degree. So in four years, I'll probably be in the circus or dead or something (which is ok).

I'm into various hobbies that most women find sexy and mature. I speak of course about karate and computer games. (Don't click off the page now... pretty please). But I really don't have time for much of that anyways. Edit: 2010, gave up both of those hobbies due to grad school and mostly just lift weights. Edit:2012, gave that shit up too.

I really like to go out and just tear it up. I like to dance, and don't have a big macho fear of it, nor do I need to be drunk to perform. I'm pretty fun to hang out with in any scenario really, coffee shop, bar, making popcorn with only garden herbs etc... I get along with mostly everybody.

Also, we should go bowling because I've been crushing people at bowling lately and don't know when this talent emerged.

I am nerdy, large, and in charge
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chilling, trying to learn some physics, and having a decent time. I worked for the National Institutes of Health this summer, maybe will go back after I get my Master's etc... who cares? Life isn't about what you do or what status you have; it's about who you are and how you make it work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hacking, roundhouses, dancing, super smash brothers, ripping on people, variational calculus, and other very important activities.

And reading profiles. I won't message you if I didn't read your profile. I'd ask you to afford me the same courtesy, but it's a moot point if you've gotten this far.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My concealed weapon.

If you know what I mean.

Actually, that's not true in either context.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy anti-utopian fiction (Think 1984, Brave New World etc..), and also enjoy reading some thought-provoking books from across the disciplines.

My attitude towards television is analogous. I enjoy animal planet, discovery channel and comedy central. Basically, if it doesn't have a point, it better make me laugh... just like life.

I also am a B-grade movie aficionado, appreciating cinematic gold like "Ax'em, Santa and the Martians and THE NUMBER 23". Basically, if I can make a hand full of jokes about the movie, it's worth seeing.

As for food, I'm down for all kinds. A sucker for Primanti Bros, I draw the line at Sea Urchin. God it sucks ass... tastes like the bottom of a fish tank (because urchins filter shit off the bottom of the oceanic floor)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
John Goodman
Chicken nugget parties
Tai Bo
Orthonormal functions
Naval oranges
Tropic of cancer

But for real:

1. Mom
2. and supporting cast
3. Cooking/eating
4. Memes
5. Cliche, but my boys back home.
6. Classic nickelodeon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The origin of the universe.
Human mortality and what happens after we die.
The origin of life.
Epistemology
Quantum Physics
Bret Hart
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working late, or working fast. The former because I have no plans and the latter because I have plans, but am running late. If I go out on a Friday, it's usually to get trashed, dance around, come home, make a frozen pizza, hook it up with mad toppings pimp yo ride style, and pass out.

This is typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I use Lady's speedstick. It's cool though, because with a silver sharpee, it now says "MEN'S! Speedstick".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not appalled by what you've read so far.
You want to meet me.
You like video games (or you don't; it really doesn't matter).
You are a cross dressing serial killer. Sike, don't.