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27 M Bombay, India

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Last Online
Today – 12:14am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Not at all
Islam, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
Sarcasm is my weapon and intellect is my shield against the fucktards that are swarming this beautiful planet. I hate phonies and despise hypocrites. A school dropout(by choice) but learnt everything i needed to from literature and life, i am fat and ugly and have no qualms in accepting that. Literature, Films, Sense of humour and the quest for finding great food keeps me alive.
What I’m doing with my life
Other than working at a Bpo i go through used book shops for hours to find gems which people have discarded, Love going to film festivals which screen great films(A lifetime member of the enlighten film society and a regular at the mumbai film fest). Discovering places which serve amazing street food(you won't believe how many of them are hidden in the nooks and corner of the city).
I’m really good at
I'm worse at what i do best and for this gift i feel blessed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catcher in the Rye, Moby dick, One hundred years of solitude, herzhog, the adventures of augie march, humboldts gift, the dangling man, henderson the rain king, catch22, something happened, gravitys rainbow, the crying of lot 49, inherent vice, 2666, the savage detectives, on a winters night a traveller, the tin drum, the dog years, as i lay dying, alias grace, the blind assasin, my name is red.

Authors : j.d salinger, saul bellow, james joyce, william faulkner, ralph ellison, nadine godimer, john cheever, norman mailer, peter carrey, alice munro, manto, saki, mario vargas llosa, iris murdoch, philip roth, orhan pamuk, yukio mishima, vladimir nabokov, albert camus, j.m coetzee, thomas pynchon, kiran nagarkar, mohsin hamid, salman rushdie, raymond chandler, james ellroy, milan kundera, haruki murakami, toni morrison, elmore leonard, david foster wallace, gabriel garcia marquez, italo calvino, hunter s thompson, joseph heller, michael chabon, fyodor dostoevsky, amos oz, richard russo, jonathan frazen, richard ford, javier marias, umberto eco, brett easton ellis, chuck palhanuik, douglas coupland, irvine welsh, nick hornby, james kelman, ivan klima, albert camus,

Movies : the godfather, citizen kane, goodfellas, dr strangelove, 8&1/2, breathless(french), 400 blows, amarcord, the bicycle thieves, umberto d, jules and jim, contempt, chinatown(english), rosemarys baby, raging bull, mean streets, barry lyndon, a clockwork orange, the shining, my left foot, in the name of the father, gangs of new york(only for daniel day lewis), last of the mohicans, lincoln, there will be blood, boogie nights, magnolia, the master, the exorcist, french connection, argo, gone baby gone, millon dollar baby, pulp fiction, kill bill 1&2, inglorious basterds, django unchained, satantango, the turin horse, three monkeys, once upon a time in anatolia, the batman trilogy(chris nolan), memento, the prestige, black swan, fargo, no country for old men, blood simple, hugo, the last temptation of christ, toy story 1,2,3, the lion king, megamind, up, wall e, fight club, the 25 hour, american history x, ran(japanese), ikiru, roshomon, throne of blood, a fish called wanda, borat, badlands, days of heaven, the tree of life, old boy, apocalypse now, the chaser,audition, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, adaptation, being john malkovich, silver linings playbook, sholay, amar akbar anthony, don(amitabh) gandhi, as good as it gets, amadeus, schlinders list, saving private ryan, the lord of the rings trilogy, half nelson, the truman show, dead poets society, omkara, satya, kaminey, padosan, andaz apna apna, dev d, gangs of wasseypur, love sex aur dhoka, shanghai, luck by chance, the avengers, midnight in paris, annie hall, apocalypse now, platoon, la strada, nights in caberia, the artist, twelve monkeys, drive, who framed roger rabbit, and many many more.

Music: led zepplin, guns and roses, nirvana, iron maiden, red hot chilli pepers, the doors, queen, aerosmith, pink floyd, the who, goo goo dolls, rage against the machine, eminem, dire straits, def lep, mohd rafi, lata mangeshkar, kishore kumar, manna dey and hemant kumar.

Shows: seinfield, prison break, friends, sherlock, dexter, csi, the big bang theory, suits, modern family, mad men, homeland, how i met your mother, the office(brit), coupling, lost, that 70's show, saturday night live, 30 rock, george carlin, don rickles, bill hicks.

Food: Mughlai(come to mohammedali road and you will know), Maharastrain food (Sapres at goregaon and tehsildar at thane yum) Parsi food(kyani's and co at dhobi talao and brittania at fort) And yes my favourite beverage Sosyo( pity people who haven't tasted it)
The six things I could never do without
Food(isn't that a given), Water(refer to food), clothes(wish mumbai was a nude city, untill then have to wear threads), my house(with all my belongings in it).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff that i want to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing stuff that i do on fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that i don't admit private things.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you are not anal about education and are anal about literature, sense of humour and great films.