Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

My user name is a reference to something fun in my past. It is in no way a judgment or preference for any particular condiment.

I am new to the bay area. I'm looking to make some great new friends. I love making people laugh and sharing extraordinary moments with those around me.

I enjoy the typical, but I seek out the unique moments. I like doing things that people only joke about doing. At the end of the day, "if someone asks you what you did, you could say 'nothing.' [...even better, is being able to] say, 'We went out to Long Island to help this lunatic storm a fortress!'"

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Filling up my time with nonsensical hobbies - like salsa dancing and balloon animal making. I try to volunteer twice a month. I've just started cooking more. I work, but try not to work too hard. I'm traveling more, mostly for the ability to play with interesting animals. On my last trip, I got to have fun with sting rays, monkeys, dolphins, and my old college roommate. I've started all sorts of interesting projects.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Most of the hobbies I've picked up over the years. Most are wacky. I'm also good at making people laugh. I'm also really good at being myself in context, out of context I'm not as good.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'm fairly outlandish. My head is fuzzy since I only shave it once every couple of weeks. I'm always trying to make people laugh.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

a) The Godfather, Dune, Douglas Adams, Stephen King, and the graffiti on bathroom walls

b) The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, Fight Club, The Professional, Seven, Dark City, Donny Darko, Goonies, The Way of the Gun, Willow, The Neverending Story, The Last Unicorn, Momento, With Honors, Light Years, Silence of the Lambs, and Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

c) Various

d) Italian, Chinese, American, American't, Indian

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

My puppy's yawns, good friends, a sense of purpose, laughter, passion, and good food.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Nothing and all the nothingness there is. And my dog. She's a rascally dog. Darn dog.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Playing pool, going out swing or salsa dancing, catching up on sleep, hanging out with friends. Sometimes I just stay in and watch movies while playing with my dog. I am typically doing two things at once.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

The most private thing I'm will to admit to today is being tired. I may admit to more when I'm not as tired and can think through this question.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You've liked what you've read. You're NOT interested in me just for the sex, I'm new here and looking for friends. If you like dogs. If you like traveling. If you enjoy laughter and intimate moments.

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