Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fact: I don't kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yup! Pragmatics?
Totes. Realists? For Real. Straight up pessimists? No, thank
My name is Meghan. I live, love, laugh, learn, and lose. I'm really
good at laughing, genuinely, even at stupid jokes. Hugging, and
making others feel good. Sleeping, like a rock. Cooking, but not
doing the dishes. Wearing my heart on my sleeve, though sometimes I
wish I wasn’t so good at it. I'm not into playing games, unless its
on a game board and we are keeping score. I'm not offended by a
dirty joke and can dish them out, too. I am a bigger girl (working
on it) but, if you have a problem with that then by all means keep
on keepin' on. A rational, intelligent argument - I don’t mind
having one. I don’t even mind losing one. I only mind if you don’t
know how to make one.
I hate spiders, alarm clocks, when the gas light comes on, and when
there's no milk and you've already poured the cereal, totally makes
you sit there and think why bad things happen to good people.
Kidding, or am I? :) I consider myself to be very open-minded but
that doesn't mean I don't have strong opinions.
Reason to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to but
you probably will anyways because I'm hilarious.
Also, Don't say you will "treat a girl like a princess" unless
you're prepared to follow up on that shit. If i am not living in a
castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then
you are a bitch-ass liar!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a big reader, so naming all the books would take too much time.
Some of my favorite: gone girl, let's pretend this never happened,
defending Jacob, the book theif, 50 shades of grey series, the
fault in our stars..
Music is life. I literally listen to everything, but, country will
always be my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a good time with great people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
wouldn't you like to know ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you believe in love and romance, aka you
are a total, fucking hopeless romantic, too. You are as likely (
and as happy) to spend Sunday being lazy in bed as you are to be
playing games and enjoying the outdoors but, no matter what you do,
there will be brunch. You would like to teach me how to sail or how
to dougie , either one is fine by me :)
Know that I try to reply to all messages that are thoughtfully
written, but cant reply to *all* and by all, I mean those not
thoughtfully written :P
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