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My self-summary
Fact: I don't kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yup! Pragmatics? Totes. Realists? For Real. Straight up pessimists? No, thank you.

My name is Meghan. I live, love, laugh, learn, and lose. I'm really good at laughing, genuinely, even at stupid jokes. Hugging, and making others feel good. Sleeping, like a rock. Cooking, but not doing the dishes. Wearing my heart on my sleeve, though sometimes I wish I wasn’t so good at it. I'm not into playing games, unless its on a game board and we are keeping score. I'm not offended by a dirty joke and can dish them out, too. I am a bigger girl (working on it) but, if you have a problem with that then by all means keep on keepin' on. A rational, intelligent argument - I don’t mind having one. I don’t even mind losing one. I only mind if you don’t know how to make one.

I hate spiders, alarm clocks, when the gas light comes on, and when there's no milk and you've already poured the cereal, totally makes you sit there and think why bad things happen to good people. Kidding, or am I? :) I consider myself to be very open-minded but that doesn't mean I don't have strong opinions.

Reason to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to but you probably will anyways because I'm hilarious.

Also, Don't say you will "treat a girl like a princess" unless you're prepared to follow up on that shit. If i am not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you are a bitch-ass liar!!
What I’m doing with my life
Living it!
I’m really good at
most everything
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a big reader, so naming all the books would take too much time. Some of my favorite: gone girl, let's pretend this never happened, defending Jacob, the book theif, 50 shades of grey series, the fault in our stars..

Music is life. I literally listen to everything, but, country will always be my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A multitude of things
On a typical Friday night I am
having a good time with great people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
wouldn't you like to know ;)
You should message me if
You should message me if you believe in love and romance, aka you are a total, fucking hopeless romantic, too. You are as likely ( and as happy) to spend Sunday being lazy in bed as you are to be playing games and enjoying the outdoors but, no matter what you do, there will be brunch. You would like to teach me how to sail or how to dougie , either one is fine by me :)

Know that I try to reply to all messages that are thoughtfully written, but cant reply to *all* and by all, I mean those not thoughtfully written :P