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holgu
29 / M / straight / Seeing someone
Denver, Colorado
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Aries and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Medicine / Health
- Income
- $50,000–$60,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am a little teapot, short, and stout.
My Self-Summary
So...a lot of people like to ask "Tim, what is it that truly makes
you tick?"
*pauses for question*
...Ahem!!
"Um...yeah, whatever you said...meh, questionate it or something..."
...You don't even know what I said, do you?
"Sorry, no. I would pay attention...but I'm a bit distracted by all of these pretty fishies here. They swim around and play Dodgeball and like to smile with their cute little fishie lips."
*stares at fish*
Awww...they are cute!! Think they'd kiss me if I asked nicely?
"I dunno...you remember what happened the last time you tried to kiss someone. You know, France...1972..."
I wasn't even born in '72!!
"Oh yeah...then try explaining Twinkies to me!"
*headdesk*
I...well...gah!!!! WHAT?!?!? *sigh* I can't win, can I?
"Nope! And now, to distract everyone from our recent crappy dialogue...look over there!!"
*turns to run before he's well done!*
*pauses for question*
...Ahem!!
"Um...yeah, whatever you said...meh, questionate it or something..."
...You don't even know what I said, do you?
"Sorry, no. I would pay attention...but I'm a bit distracted by all of these pretty fishies here. They swim around and play Dodgeball and like to smile with their cute little fishie lips."
*stares at fish*
Awww...they are cute!! Think they'd kiss me if I asked nicely?
"I dunno...you remember what happened the last time you tried to kiss someone. You know, France...1972..."
I wasn't even born in '72!!
"Oh yeah...then try explaining Twinkies to me!"
*headdesk*
I...well...gah!!!! WHAT?!?!? *sigh* I can't win, can I?
"Nope! And now, to distract everyone from our recent crappy dialogue...look over there!!"
*turns to run before he's well done!*
What I’m doing with my life
Oye...you would have to start with the hard ones. It couldn't be
something simple like is that my cat
you've stolen? or describe
a day in the life of an invisible car. No, you had to pull out
the hard ones! Well...I don't know, and I don't know who does!
Maybe you do...do you? Huh?
*looks around all paranoidly*
C'mon...do you know? You do, don't you...? Tell me! Tell me before I lose my mind and mail it to Abu Dhabi!!!
"Erm...aren't you telling us?"
Oh...right. *breathe* OK...well, here's what I do. I play drums in a rock and roll band! I like to act sometimes, specifically voice acting with various characters that actually seem to talk to me in my head. I want to someday take the video game that I'm writing in my head and throw it out for the world to see and play.
*looks around all paranoidly*
C'mon...do you know? You do, don't you...? Tell me! Tell me before I lose my mind and mail it to Abu Dhabi!!!
"Erm...aren't you telling us?"
Oh...right. *breathe* OK...well, here's what I do. I play drums in a rock and roll band! I like to act sometimes, specifically voice acting with various characters that actually seem to talk to me in my head. I want to someday take the video game that I'm writing in my head and throw it out for the world to see and play.
I’m really good at
Drumming.
Procrastinating.
Chickening out when talking to the ladies!! Awwww yeah!!!
Doing a one-man re-enactment of the Civil War.
Watching Movies(I can watch any type of flick with the best of 'em!).
Groaning after going set playing Euchre.
Occasional Drowsiness.
Procrastinating.
Chickening out when talking to the ladies!! Awwww yeah!!!
Doing a one-man re-enactment of the Civil War.
Watching Movies(I can watch any type of flick with the best of 'em!).
Groaning after going set playing Euchre.
Occasional Drowsiness.
The first things people usually notice about me
The shine of my sword preparing itself for the fight of my
life...as I prepare to save the village from a dragon's evil
clutches/mouth and terrible card tricks!!!
The first thing the dragon notices? Pain! Lots and lots of pain!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The first thing the dragon notices? Pain! Lots and lots of pain!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Well...since I don't really have a "favorite," I'll throw out a few
of my faves in each here. By no means are any of these lists at all
complete, ya?
Books:
Harry Potter (all of them), Terry Pratchett books, Doomsday Book, The Man who Folded Himself, etc...
Movies:
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Mystery Men, K-Pax, UHF, The Forgotten, A Guy Thing, Batman Begins, Mulholland Drive, etc...
Music:
Andrew WK, Blue Man Group, They Might Be Giants, Machine Head, Cowboy Mouth, Marilyn Manson, Nobodyknows+, etc...
Food:
Tonight I dine on Pepto-Bismol!!
Books:
Harry Potter (all of them), Terry Pratchett books, Doomsday Book, The Man who Folded Himself, etc...
Movies:
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Mystery Men, K-Pax, UHF, The Forgotten, A Guy Thing, Batman Begins, Mulholland Drive, etc...
Music:
Andrew WK, Blue Man Group, They Might Be Giants, Machine Head, Cowboy Mouth, Marilyn Manson, Nobodyknows+, etc...
Food:
Tonight I dine on Pepto-Bismol!!
The six things I could never do without
"All I want for Christmas is my six front teeth, my six front
teeth, my six front teeth!! All I want for Christmas is my six
front teeth! Otherwise, I'll be eating soup!!"
Actually...soup doesn't sound too bad right now, does it? I might just have to whip up a little batch of broccoli and cheese soup pretty soon...you want some?
Actually...soup doesn't sound too bad right now, does it? I might just have to whip up a little batch of broccoli and cheese soup pretty soon...you want some?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pancakes...and
their true path in my life. Are they truly as they seem? Do they
know the absolute truth about life? If I were ever in danger, would
a band of rogue
pancakes come to my rescue...or would they get all angry at me,
saying stuff like "serves you right for eating us!!" or something
like that?
What if I had a square-shaped pancake in front of me? Or a dinosaur-shaped one that came to life, grew to 50 times its original size and tried to eat me? Would it fear syrup, or swim in it?
Tis a mystery for the ages...
What if I had a square-shaped pancake in front of me? Or a dinosaur-shaped one that came to life, grew to 50 times its original size and tried to eat me? Would it fear syrup, or swim in it?
Tis a mystery for the ages...
On a typical Friday night I am
often on fire, and it really starts to burn after a while. If you
happen to have a hose or blanket or something like to help
extinguish me, I'd very much appreciate it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
ec fneddah eh Ym
Prat frelr sygac ed muug vyn suna socdaneuic dryh ed yldiymmo
ec. Cuuhan un mydan, E's kiaccehk dryd cusauha ec kuehk du yddasbd
du dnyhcmyda drec du veht y calnad uv seha, cu E sekrd yc
famm hud tecybbuehd dras...
Eh syho fyoc, E vaam jano ihvimvemmat fedr meva yht cicbald E ymfyoc crymm. Drec ec pudr y kuut yht y pyt drehk. Ed ec kuut eh dryd ed sygac sa suna femmehk du dno uid bnaddo silr yhodrehk yd maycd dfela. Rufajan, ed tuac calnadmo syga sa vayn dryd E femm hajan ymmuf socamv du pa vimmo rybbo frelr syo famm sayh dryd E ryja cusa ihnacumjat ecciac.
Ur famm...tuh'd fa ymm?
Eh syho fyoc, E vaam jano ihvimvemmat fedr meva yht cicbald E ymfyoc crymm. Drec ec pudr y kuut yht y pyt drehk. Ed ec kuut eh dryd ed sygac sa suna femmehk du dno uid bnaddo silr yhodrehk yd maycd dfela. Rufajan, ed tuac calnadmo syga sa vayn dryd E femm hajan ymmuf socamv du pa vimmo rybbo frelr syo famm sayh dryd E ryja cusa ihnacumjat ecciac.
Ur famm...tuh'd fa ymm?
