Firecracker.

Whatever the fuck I want.

Oh hell... I'm good at all kinds o things!

Havin a good time. Makin myself laugh. Peeing in alleys.
Pottery. Glass beads & pendants. Devil Sticks. Painting.
Shootin hoops, firearms, and the breeze...
Cookin. Fishin. Road Trippin.
Swearing in front of children-they know Holly is a pottymouth.

Personality. Yeah, I got that shit... * winky smiley face emoticon*
Eyes. Smile. Hair.

Books: Let's be honest. I rarely read... The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Me Talk Pretty One Day, 1984, Cows are Freaky When They Look at You, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, A Wrinkle in Time, Brave New World, A Clockwork Orange...

Movies: Idiocracy, Avatar, Everything Is Illuminated, Life Aquatic, Pulp Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, Spork, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, The Iron Giant, The Neverending Story, Queen of the Damned, Hustle & Flow, Garden State, The Goonies, Edward Scissorhands, Bad Santa, Role Models, Up, Rockers, God Grew Tired of Us, The Crazies, Easy A, The Doom Generation, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, Happy Gilmore, An American Tale, Private Parts, Dispicable Me, Billy Madison, Dazed and Confused, The Princess Bride, Fern Gully, Fight Club, The Dictator, Borat, Naked States, Baraka...

Shows: The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Futurama, My Name Is Earl, Trailer Park Boys, The Simpsons, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Tosh.O, 30 Rock, Family Guy, American Dad, The C Word, How I Met Your Mother, Weeds, Dexter, That 70's Show, Arrested Development...

Music: The Calamity Cubes, Deadman Flats, Mountain Sprout, Whistle Pigs, Poor Miner's Union, Broken Bells, Widespread Panic, Slipknot, OK Go, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Major Lazer, 311, Loretta Lynn, Jeff Buckley, Jack White, Gotye, Tears for Fears, Tenor Saw, Hot Rize, Michael Franti, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Les Claypool, Dirty Heads, AIR, Larry and His Flask, SOJA, The Killers, The Raconteurs, Foster The People, of Montreal, RATATAT, Furthur, The Avett Brothers, Billy the Squirrel, .357 String Band, Hackensaw Boys, Cypress Hill, Tech N9ne, Gorillaz, The Smashing Pumpkins, Kottonmouth Kings, Alice in Chains, The Kansas City Bear Fighters, The Bloodhound Gang, Olassa, Tyrannosaurus Chicken, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Betse Ellis, Talking Heads, Elexa Dawson, Elephant Revival, The Brody Buster Band, Split Lip Rayfield, Nine Inch Nails, Incubus, Old Crow Medicine Show, Nirvana, Dr. Dre, Hank 3, Phish, Brent Berry, White Stripes, Def Kids, Warpaint, Poe, DJ Rap, Yonder Mountain String Band, Keller Williams, Bright Eyes, Blue Martian Tribe, Adam Lee & the Dead Horse Sound Company, BOB WAYNE, Oakhurst, Cletus Got Shot, Old Country Death, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tool, Wu-Tang, Trina, System of a Down, Weezer, Jack Johnson, New Kids On The Block, Sublime, Alexander, The Goddamn Gallows, Approach, Reverend Horton Heat, The Sunflower Colonels, Cosmopolitics, Jane's Addiction, Keller Williams, Pretty Lights, The Ben Miller Band, A Perfect Circle, Big Smith, Misfits, Holly Golightly, Possessed by Paul James, Think Floyd, Tinhorn Molly, Truckstop Honeymoon, Medeski Martin & Wood, Drakkar Sauna, Dirtfoot, Flaming Lips, The Black Keys, Deftones, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Carrie Nation and the Speakeasy, Queen, Grateful Dead, TokenGrass, Bassnectar, Pink Floyd, Willie Nelson, The Doors, Spindrift, Menage of Twang, Fuzz Nasty, William Elliott Whitmore, Talking Heads, Saul Williams, Manu Chao, Primus, Janis Joplin, Fatboy Slim, Bela Fleck, Ween, Violent Femmes, That 1 Guy, Soul Coughing, Rage Against the Machine, Radiohead, Neil Young, The F Holes, The Deedles, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bob Dylan, Beck, Beastie Boys, Toots & the Maytals, Bob Marley, Merle Haggard, The Beatles, JJ Cale, Johnny Cash, Mastadon, Donna the Buffalo, Buckethead, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Jim Bianco, Cage the Elephant...

Food: Mostly anything. Sushi!

Love & Laughter.
Sex & Sarcasm.
Art & Anarchy.
Booze & Buds.
Friends & Family.
Music & Mayhem.
Yeah.. that's 12. I do what I want.

...why PBR won't agree to sponsor me?
...which tropical island I'd rather be on.

Workin on Saturday's hangover.

I interrupt.
I beer belch.
I will eat your heart.

...you're extraordinarily awesome.