If any of the following statements decribes you, it's seriously not going to work out between us:
-You are technically old enough to be my father (this includes aspiring "sugar daddies").
-You sleep with/are married to one of those human-sized Japanese pillows.
-You live in your mom's basement.
-You hate animals.
-You hate trees.
-You could be mistaken for a cast member of "Jersey Shore".
So a little about me. I kind of have a strange sense of humor. Some people just totally don't get it. Kind of dark, kind of dry, very sarcastic, a little feisty, and exceptionally weird. I am a multicolored dichotomy. I'm all about F/OSS. Backtrack is my favorite distro. I like camping, kayaking, scuba (I'm a certified open water diver), spelunking -- pretty much everything involving trees and/or water.
I really love nerdy stuff like math, physics, biology, etc. I keep myself up to date with the latest tech--for work and also because it's just super badass in general. I love being in the computer industry because of the continual learning aspect and getting to play with cool gadgets.