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34 Corpus Christi, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21, 2013
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Hollie! Welcome to my brutal gauntlet of prerequisites. :D
If any of the following statements decribes you, it's seriously not going to work out between us:
-You are technically old enough to be my father (this includes aspiring "sugar daddies").
-You sleep with/are married to one of those human-sized Japanese pillows.
-You live in your mom's basement.
-You hate animals.
-You hate trees.
-You litter.
-You could be mistaken for a cast member of "Jersey Shore".

So a little about me. I kind of have a strange sense of humor. Some people just totally don't get it. Kind of dark, kind of dry, very sarcastic, a little feisty, and exceptionally weird. I am a multicolored dichotomy. I'm all about F/OSS. Backtrack is my favorite distro. I like camping, kayaking, scuba (I'm a certified open water diver), spelunking -- pretty much everything involving trees and/or water.

I really love nerdy stuff like math, physics, biology, etc. I keep myself up to date with the latest tech--for work and also because it's just super badass in general. I love being in the computer industry because of the continual learning aspect and getting to play with cool gadgets.
What I’m doing with my life
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establishing a badass career with my leet computer skills. I work a lot. Hence this online dating bullshit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-computer stuff
-spotting animals or their tracks
-bulleted lists
The first things people usually notice about me
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the absolute awesomeness radiating from my being
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Books with made up words/languages/worlds and onomatopoeias (my fav poem is jabberwocky). Cryptonomicon, all Hemingway, LotR, Clockwork Orange, Catch 22, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series, A Song of Ice and Fire

Music: Really anything that sounds good, and I'm always on the look-out for more. I like a song with good lyrics or an intriguing beat or just something cool about it. I like to program to post rock and dubstep like Sigur Ros, Godspeed! You black emperor, Mogwai, Ronald Jenkees, glitch mob, skrillex, deadmau5, etc. Also like: neutral milk hotel, modest mouse, venetian snares, bright eyes, radiohead,horse the band,led zeppelin, pink floyd, beatles, rolling stones, jefferson airplane, etc. Um Nickelback makes me want to stab out my ears for real--so does any other music that makes me feel dumber after listening to it.

TV/movies: I try not to watch it that much, so I don't have cable. I do stream Netflix. Usually documentaries, nature/animal shows, and comedies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food. Clothing. Shelter. Sea turtles. Everything else is optional.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
saving the earth for future generations
Sea turtles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there is nothing typical about me on any night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Also, I should warn you that I may be slightly obsessed with sea turtles. I don't have a crazy sea turtle collection, or a shrine or anything excessive. I just REALLY love them.

A lot of people describe me as "weird". So if you are rigid and boring, you will not like my personality. And I will not like you.
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