Bonjour. Je m'appelle Hollie.
I am not(dont delete my profile) twelve and blonde. I work in a pharmacy. Its hilarious. I get paid to give out drugs. I like it so much, that I'm going to school to do it legally.

I'm extremely sarcastic (the northern sarcasm, get over it..its harsh) and I love to joke around.

I love to go to theme parks..even if it is 90 bucks for 4 rides...its always worth it. I miss Six Flags in Jersey because I had a crush on Nitro. Universal does not measure up.

Sometimes I blast loud music in my car and jam out. Its quite hilarious if the music is gangsta rap since I drive a little yellow beetle. The other day I had the top down and thug life passed by and began jamming out with me. It was hilarious. Lil Wayne had me connected to the gangsta side.

For some reason I oddly enjoy front handsprings and will do them no matter where I am if propositioned. Sometimes I go to the park to perfect my odd hobby.

I like to go to fancy restaurants. I never go to them, I would just like to. Once I went to a restaurant in the Town Center and they placed the napkin on my lap. It was badass.

How the heck can I write up to 1,000 words. Im only on 231. Ridiculous. My profile will never complete unless I start doing this....... .. ..... ........... .... Damnit! They know!

Right now it is just work and school. Oh, and preparing for the PCAT...dun dun dunnnnn.

Sometimes front handsprings, making people laugh, being double jointed??, remembering lyrics to the most random songs ever.

My ridiculous grin. I am forever cheesing.
Or my also ridiculous sized chest. My chin rests on it.

Books- Im bad at remembering names of books. Errr.

Movies- Anything with Seth Rogen in it..even Donnie Darko. (ps. I often quote Knocked Up...) Into the Wild, The Girl Next Door, Shawshank Redemption, American History X, Idle Hands, The Illusionist...
and about 800 others that I cant remember

Music- oh boy. Everything. Except like bluegrass country and hardcore rap crap. But my favs are Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz, Micheal Buble, Postal Service, The Strokes, etc..etc..

Food- Anything not coming out of the ocean.

Cell phone
friends
shoes
toothbrush
water bottle
car

why do i have icing in my pantry but not cake mix damnit!

Working until 6, 7, 8, 9..something like that.
Then hoping something good is on Encore/HBO/Cinemax

if not, then I harrass people to do stuff with me. They usually refuse, so I force them with a taser.

Oh, and sometimes my drunk ass sister makes me watch movies with her or watch her play secondlife..ew.

I cant touch my toes when I bend down. Its dissapointing.

You are bored

You are not horny

You want to be sarcastic with me

You can do one handed cartwheels

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