Some facts, in no particular order:

I tried to think of the lamest username possible. I believe I succeeded.

My mother was born in Ireland and I have been there a bunch of times (I lost track). I may be Irish but I can't drink as much as some of you crazy kids. I have to tap out after the 5th or 6th drink these days :(

I have a phobia of centipedes. It's actually more of a burning hatred than an irrational fear. Once I get over the initial shock of seeing one, I will do everything in my power to kill it, just short of shooting a hole through my wall.

I was one of the 1,000,000 people who voted for Gary Johnson. I would enjoy working on his campaign if he decides to run for office again in 2016.

My previous job involved working with individuals suffering from a variety of mental illnesses who are prone to violent outbursts. The work was both exciting and rewarding, but sixteen year old fry cooks at McDonald's were on a better career path. I realized my life had become too stagnant so I decided to get my shit together and attend graduate school.

I find politics and science interesting, particularly psychology. I am currently studying in specialized field of psychology and plan to work alongside the legal system.

- beating 14 year old kids in computer games

- the Bimini Ring Game

- completing the simplest tasks in the most roundabout, difficult way possible. I guess I'm a masochist.

My deep blue eyes

or my single testicle. Depends on the context of our initial meeting.

I am reading A Song Ice and Fire right now (Game of Thrones). Tyrion is such a boss; I would love to drink some Dornish wine with him and discuss our love for Myrish whores and how we are going to take over the Iron Throne.

Heat is the greatest movie of all time. Martial art movies from Asia are my favorite though. Donnie Yen and Tony Jaa are crushing it right now. I also enjoy old samurai movies from the 50's and 60's.

I don't really watch much TV but The Wire and Breaking Bad tickle my fancy.

I like raw hip hop that doesn't take itself too seriously. Lately I've been into Die Antwoord and Das Racist. Wu-Tang Clan is my all time favorite though. The RZA is a fucking genius. I think it's fair to say that he's a modern day Mozart.

I am a human so I will eat all types of food. I am not a robot. I promise yo-01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011.

1) Interwebz
2) Steven Seagal
3) Video Games
4) Belgian beer
5) Curry
6) Prilosec OTC

how to fold a fitted bed sheet. Yea, I know I could go on youtube and watch the step-by-step process, but that would be cheating. I want to figure it out on my own.

eating Burger King and watching Jackie Chan movies on Netflix.

er, I mean, having a wild night out in town with my girls!

I looked cancer in the eye and cancer blinked.

aren't a grammar Nazi. I didn't know OKcupid was actually the 4th Reich. Get off your high horses, people. It's only the internet.