Please note: all messages will be politely ignored. I am in a committed relationship and have no interest in going on a date with you.

Hello hello hello! I'm Holly and I'm epically awesome. I promise. I'm musical and exciting and I just love life. I'm loud and boisterous and I promise there will never be a dull moment around me. My screen name isn't meant to insult anyone, by the way. It's a clever play on words.

I am exciting, candid, and musical

I'm currently attending UCF and majoring in Marketing. I really love UCF and the Orlando area.

I fall in love and fall apart, but it keeps me grounded and keeps me smart.

Making people feel uncomfortable, singing, dancing, being a major nerd, being smart, cooking, and giving massages!

I'm 5'4". Normally it's "Holy cow you're SO SHORT!"

Probably my smile. It's big and bright and exciting! Also, my eyes and hair are pretty swell, as well

This is like... a section that would take forever ohhhh myyyyy.
Basically, I read for fun, music = life, and god damn I love to cook.

My favorite movie is High Fidelity and also 2 Days is a close second.

My favorite band is Brand New.

My top 15 bands, according to last.fm:

Brand New
Eye Alaska
Taking Back Sunday
Jack's Mannequin
As Cities Burn
Temposhark
Hyper Crush
Incubus
Alexisonfire
Something Corporate
Finch
3OH!3
Kiss Kiss
Thrice
Portugal. The Man

A few more add-ons:
Cursive
Paolo Nutini
Hey!Tonal
Moneen

You can find me on last.fm if you want to find out more: hurricaneholly

"I'll be the waterwings that save you if you start drowning in an open tab when your judgement's on the brink. I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as your lying there drifting off to sleep... I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you... You won't have to strain to look into my eyes. I'll be your winter coat buttoned and zipped straight to the throat with the collar up so you won't catch a cold."

My favorite food is sushi or pretty much anything not "american".

Here's an excerpt from my favorite novel. A nonfiction called "Loose Girl: A Memoir of Promiscuity".

In the darkness, he touches me, his long, strong fingers moving across the surface of my skin, his breath hot and real near my ear. He kisses tenderly, my ear, my neck, my mouth. Slides my shirt over my head, the movement choreographed with his breath. Then his fingers on the button of my jeans, the hesitation. Will she let me do this? He must be wondering. And my wordless answer, a movement of the hips. Yes, yes always yes. He slips off the jeans, the underwear, and then on top of me, his solid body, the weight of him, his movement, all so real, all so there. It doesn’t matter who he is. There are so many of them. Him. Me. Our movement together. Proof, I think again and again, of being worthwhile. Proof of being loved.

Hmm... HMMMMM.
I could be 'witty' and say like "food, clothing, water, shelter, human interaction" etc etc (yes, that's only five things) but I'm going to sayyyy
My sister, music, the internet, my cell, my friends, and my bike :D!!

My mind processes everything at once. I'm always thinking, always going over things.
Why people hurt others.
Why there is hate.

Oh and hai, I think about you.
A lot.

Is Friday the only fun night or something?

All over the place! House party? Friends place? Movies? I can be found ALL OVER THE PLACE :D I love staying busy... so keep me busy!

I work a lot. So typically I am working Friday evening, and then that night I'll find something to do.

I have panic disorder without agoraphobia. Yes, I know it's rare. Yes, it's actually diagnosed. If you don't know what it means, just ask me. I get agoraphobia, however, when an attack is coming on. I can feel it in the morning and know I'll get one that evening. It sucks, but, hey. I deal with it.

I'm very open and honest. I can't imagine keeping things hidden, you know?

So just ask. I'll tell you what's up, if you wanna know.

You sell propane and propane accessories.

DON'T message me if you have kids. I'm 20, I don't need that.
Also, DON'T message me if you're older than 25! I have filters for a reason, people!

STANDINGMYGROUND:and they are perfect.

[6:43:36 pm]STANDINGMYGROUND:we thought you might like to know.

[6:44:17 pm]holly_caust:We? What the fuck are you talking about, creep?

[6:44:49 pm]STANDINGMYGROUND:I'm just having fun calm down. I'm not a creep.

[6:45:08 pm]holly_caust:You're 45. And I'm 18. You're older than my mother and my father.

[6:45:14 pm]holly_caust:To me, that qualifies someone as a creep.

[6:45:20 pm]STANDINGMYGROUND:You said that rootbeer floats are perfect

[6:45:42 pm]STANDINGMYGROUND:so age means that we can't even be friends?

[6:45:58 pm]holly_caust:no I don't need a friend older than my dad.

[6:46:37 pm]STANDINGMYGROUND:Just keep in mind that someday someone older than your dad my save your life.

[6:48:16 pm]STANDINGMYGROUND:I talk to women from 18-99 here and people like yourself are rare indeed. You really should try to use your brain before you write something.

[6:49:04 pm]STANDINGMYGROUND:Your 18 SO GO UP LITTLE GIRL!!!

This is why I do not want ANYONE old contacting me.
It's weird. I don't care if you wanna be friends.
It's strange. So peace out.