I'm a real Washingtonian. I love our shitty weather as much as I love our awesome springs and summers. That means when it rains, all I can think is "awesome it's raining."
I love puns. Bad ones, good ones, as long as they're clever. I'm sorry but if you can't stand them you may find some of my humor to be punishing (see what I did there?).
I strongly identify as queer: bisexual and transgender, but it's not something that takes over my life... just a part of my identity. I'm also technically poly, but don't really like being in more than one relationship myself. If you do that's ok with me though!
I can at times be blunt. I don't like beating around the bush. I really prefer talking things out over passive-aggressive behaviors, even if it can be uncomfortable. Granted, I'm guilty as anyone in that I don't live up to that standard all the time, but it's one I try to keep for myself.
So you know when you're dating someone and sometimes you get to that point where you're like "uuuuuuh hmm maybe nvm....." Let's go ahead and try to skip some of that right now.
As I mentioned before, I'm a transgender woman. No, I'm not a guy. "Gross, I thought you were a girl" hurts pretty bad. I haven't had bottom surgery yet, but plan to (hopefully this April). I've been living as a woman for a year and I have never been happier in my life. It's awesome.
I'm very body-positive and very sex-positive. I'm into kink, but pretty new. I'm a submissive. I've recently accepted that for me, D/s is an essential component of a satisfying sex life. If you're inexperienced but want to learn/explore that's really cool and awesome... I don't mind either way :3.