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hollywoodhills_

52 M West Hollywood, CA

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Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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I’m really good at
1) I am as close to George Clooney as you're ever gonna get.
2) I am nothing like George Clooney.
3) See #1 again. ;)

Stay tuned for "Why all men want to have sex with the cartoon chicks on TV." Yup, true story. (you know, Lois on Family Guy, etc. etc. etc. etc.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
For the women who have "less desiring of sex" on their profile:

Are you a reforming hooker, or did you just spend the last seven years running around Los Angeles without any panties on? (Where's you sense of humor, ladies????????!) :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering why so many of the OkCupider women shy away from admitting their submissiveness. Sure, you might be a little bit embarrassed about depicting such, but there are ways that you can subtley expose that side of you in your profile. To wit:

For instance, a woman could write, "I think it's romantic when a man orders for us both," or "My favorite movie is Casablanca" ('You have to think for both of us, Rick!'), or even "I enjoy being ball-gagged and restrained, then disciplined."

You see? These are all very subtle ways of expressing your submissive side. ;)

Again! Where is your sense of humor, ladies ?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Was not overly familiar with "polyamorous" until I joined this site. (actually only familiar b/c "poly" and "amorous" together are self-explanatory) Guess you girls must have watched a lot of "Big Love." ;)

Anyway, you "poly-girls" apparently know how to party!

Admit: I searched the word "flexible" in the OkStupid search feature. :)

I once put up an ad on Craiglist in search of a nun.
HEY! I was looking for spiritual guidance, dammit! Get your
minds of out of the gutter. ;)
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Today we're going to learn how to define: "Cat-lady." As in, OMG you're a CatLady! (you know, like how some women have 17 cats)

There are two variables involved here:
A) How many cats you have.
B) Approximate size of dwelling.

If you have a house / yard: You're certainly allowed 3 cats. No problemo. 4 cats, however, and you're a Catlady.

If you have a condo / apartment: You've got to back that up by 1 cat. 2 cats -again, no problemo. Push it to the 3rd cat, and POW! -you're a CatLady.

Moral to the story: Be a CatLover -NOT a CatLady!!!! ;)

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Apparently there are some Russian / Ukranian "mail-order bride spamming" happening to some of the Male profiles on this site.
Personal Disclosure: If you fly out here and spend a week or more with me, I "do" understand that at some point you and your "REAL" Russian boyfriend will wipe out my bank account, and I may not "wake up" some morning.

That said: depending on how hot you are (you know -like Anna Kornikouva HOT), I may just want to take that risk.

So, Carry On Spammerdudes!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–58
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Life can be serious and funny -and sometimes seriously funny.

You "get it" and you're curious. :)