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holycrapballs

31 Costa Mesa, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 1, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been told by some peeps that i am Infectious,charming,selfless,nice,a complete dick,reliable,sarcastic,loyal,detached,Frustrating,Wise,a dumb ass and understanding.

If I have to summarize myself i guess i would first say that everything those people said is the compete truth. I would add that im not at all a religious person,that does not mean i dont believe in some things. I never try to impress anybody,the only person i ever try to make laugh is myself.If someone joins in its an added bonus . I am really shy,until I know the person you really are. i do not hold grudges,its not my thing. I have more common sense then most people i know. i am not an intelligent person. If you are in the same room as me,You are NOT the coolest person in the room. I am waiting on my clementine(character from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind) Straight is not the word to describe my teeth. My hair line isnt what it use to be. I have dabbled with the Ganja,Its not really for me. i could breathe in its sweet aroma for days tho. I only open up if i feel its important to do so. I am really pale. When Lost ends i will more than likely fall into a deep depression. My favorite thing to do is go to concerts. i spend to much money on concert tickets. i would go gay for Matt Skiba(lead singer for ALKALINE TRIO) if i were to get all my money back from what i spent on a #14 at del taco,I could buy a del taco. My goal in life is to sing "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by R.E.M at Karaoke without looking at the screen. With many Failed Attempts at remembering the lyrics I vow to succeed at it one day. I dont ever get enough sleep.I rock out and sing loud in my car without a care who is watching or laughing. I believe the world is coming to an end.I love hats. if you end up my friend,get use to me cuz im not going anywhere.For some reason every time someone looks at my profile when Im online and the little picture pops up at the bottom of the screen it scares the shit out of me. It makes me jump and want to hide. Not to say i don't welcome it it's just i always get that reaction. Lastly,If you read this entire summary i don't care who you are guy or girl. I'll buy you a drink or something cuz i would of got bored of it many lines ago.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
apparently spending way to much time on the computer and will probably and if I'm lucky will be employed by Dreyer's grand ice cream forever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My Job.
Being a friend.
Making fun of my friends.
Keeping my friends.
observing and people watching.
Making fun of random people.
More than anything Im really good at making fun of myself.
changing my mind.
Daydreaming.
Having anxiety attacks.
Spending to much money.
and plenty of other random things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well,I have a big nose so its hard for that not to be the first thing people notice about me,Some people do say i have a nice smile and probably the hat I'm wearing that day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:The harry potter series,where the wild things are,watchmen,The lovely bones and the little prince.

Movies:Way too many to list!

Television:Lost and Buffy the Vampire Slayer are my all time favorites. Breaking Bad is amazing!

Music:Anberlin,Adele,The Audition,Band of Horses,Bayside,The Beatles,Black Kids,Blink 182,Bloc Party,Bone Thugs & Harmony,Broken Social Scene,Bush,Cage the Elephant,Cake,Captured in Chinatown,Cassino,The Cure,Cursive,Discovery,Does it Offend You,Yeah?,Eels,Eazy-E,The Faint,The Fashion,The Gaslight Anthem,Green Day,Head Automatica,Heavens,HelloGoodbye,Iglu & Hartly,Innerpartysystem,Interpol,Jack's Mannequin,Kanye West,Kid Cudi,The Kills,Kings of Leon,Miniature Tigers,Motion City Soundtrack,Mute Math,N.W.A.,New Found Glory,Nightmare of You,Nine Inch Nails,Noah and the Whale,Paper Route,Passion Pit,The Presets,Refused,Rilo Kiley,Rise Against,Santogold,Saosin,Say Anything,The Script,Senses Fail,Sherwood,The Spill Canvas,Taking Back Sunday,Tegan and Sara,Third Eye Blind,Thrice,The Used,We are Scientists,Weezer,80's Music,Old School Hip Hop and many,many more!

Now if you like any of the following bands listed below,I don't care what okstupid might say we are already friends and we need to kick it!
Alkaline trio
Brand New
City and Colour
Death Cab for Cutie
The Postal Service
Saves the Day

Food:I hate onions and tomatoes,never had sushi but one day i will be brave enough to try it.I can live off of del taco and taco bell for the rest of my life
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food,Water,A beating heart,A pulse,A brain and my ipod.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do i really have to go to work tomorrow?
Why can't i fall asleep without taking pills?
Why does every random thing come to my head as soon as I lay down?
What songs/band should i download today?
how did I get so old?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
you can probably find me at your local movie theatre or out spending way to much money somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm if i keep something private to begin with then its staying that way.
You should message me if
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You want to and if you think you can make my face go like this =)