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holyinstantrice

23 Los Gatos, CA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Okay)
My self-summary
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(not actually one of those people who wears a suit around everywhere)

Trying to be as sincere and honest a person as possible. Doing my part to fight irony culture and so should you (!!).

I like indiscriminately making good conversation with people in a way that makes them feel listened to and challenged at the same time.

Kind of a monk-like person but with an affinity for good jokes and perversion (like, in the Zizek sense and more).
What I’m doing with my life
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Recently graduated from Swarthmore College in PA. Formerly a research assistant at a few neuro labs at Stanford (hence the occasional location change) working on emotional neuroscience and cognitive enhancement.

Right now I read and think a lot about organizing Asian American communities, current political issues/history, machine learning, and computer science.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading facial expressions and body language. Listening to shit people say. Thinking through difficult things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are probably the stark contrast between my smile and resting asshole face, and maybe the fact that my wardrobe limits me to dressing like a Korean pop-star ninja. But is that really a limitation?

(But probably my boobs. [note: this was true some seven months ago when I was a lean 200 lbs. I was huge, man; I felt like Dwayne The Rock Johnson and had a shaved head and older white ladies crossed the street to avoid me at night. Being all thick and jacked and bald was kinda fun but precluded a lot of meaningful social interactions. I've since dropped close to 15 lbs and the big hugeness is no longer present.])
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading:

"The Debt Resisters' Operations Manual"

"Godel, Escher, Bach"

"A History of God"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
HI THIS IS THE FUN PART OF MY PROFILE. I like thinking a lot. At any given moment, my mind is likely to be on at least one of these topics (because I MapReduce my thoughts): cognitive computing, the role of a/theism in community organizing, Asian American gender and sexuality, colonialism, geopolitics, queer theory, and neural networks.

Here are some specific questions in my brain.

Why is Metal Gear Solid the greatest game series ever made? Is Big Boss the most prominent example of an anarcho-communist in video gaming?

What is the fundamental emotional basis behind victim-blaming?

Do I want to get hy00ge or $uper $hredded bruh?

How problematic is it for me to identify as a cis-male feminist online?

Why do white people say the darned-est things?

Is it valid to take strong materialist views on issues of international relations? Do personalities matter or is it just systems and material interests?

Where is backpropagation, man? Like what's going on??

How can we juxtapose love and anger for political mobilization?

How has sincerity come to be such a radical act?

Am I the person my ex wants me to be? (jesus christ i'm kidding about this one)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading. Or being straight Patrick Bateman with my neopets stock portfolio yeeeeeeeeee mayne
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just admitted I play neopets like an aggressively Anglo-American millionaire psychopath soooooooooooooo

Also, not a very private thing as it's a pretty prominent occurrence should you ever meet me in person, but years after I started lifting I've still never been able to reconcile my newfound width with my ability to turn. So, in a Zoolander-esque quandary, I can't turn for shit and always bump into things that happen to be within six feet of me.
You should message me if
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you think capitalism/racism/sexism/-ism-ism-ism isn't a fun time and like to make human connections that make life feel like a less terrifying proposition.

extra cool if you can explain weird counterintuitive things to me like the Banach-Tarski paradox or Simpson's paradox or any paradox, really