Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(not actually one of those people who wears a suit around
Trying to be as sincere and honest a person as possible. Doing my
part to fight irony culture and so should you (!!).
I like indiscriminately making good conversation with people in a
way that makes them feel listened to and challenged at the same
Kind of a monk-like person but with an affinity for good jokes and
perversion (like, in the Zizek sense and more).
What I’m doing with my life
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Recently graduated from Swarthmore College in PA. Formerly a
research assistant at a few neuro labs at Stanford (hence the
occasional location change) working on emotional neuroscience and
Right now I read and think a lot about organizing Asian American
communities, current political issues/history, machine learning,
and computer science.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading facial expressions and body language. Listening to shit
people say. Thinking through difficult things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are probably the stark contrast between my smile and resting
asshole face, and maybe the fact that my wardrobe limits me to
dressing like a Korean pop-star ninja. But is that really a
(But probably my boobs. [note: this was true some seven months ago
when I was a lean 200 lbs. I was huge, man; I felt like Dwayne The
Rock Johnson and had a shaved head and older white ladies crossed
the street to avoid me at night. Being all thick and jacked and
bald was kinda fun but precluded a lot of meaningful social
interactions. I've since dropped close to 15 lbs and the big
hugeness is no longer present.])
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"The Debt Resisters' Operations Manual"
"Godel, Escher, Bach"
"A History of God"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
HI THIS IS THE FUN PART OF MY PROFILE. I like thinking a lot. At
any given moment, my mind is likely to be on at least one of these
topics (because I MapReduce my thoughts): cognitive computing, the
role of a/theism in community organizing, Asian American gender and
sexuality, colonialism, geopolitics, queer theory, and neural
Here are some specific questions in my brain.
Why is Metal Gear Solid the greatest game series ever made? Is Big
Boss the most prominent example of an anarcho-communist in video
What is the fundamental emotional basis behind
Do I want to get hy00ge or $uper $hredded bruh?
How problematic is it for me to identify as a cis-male feminist
Why do white people say the darned-est things?
Is it valid to take strong materialist views on issues of
international relations? Do personalities matter or is it just
systems and material interests?
Where is backpropagation, man? Like what's going on??
How can we juxtapose love and anger for political
How has sincerity come to be such a radical act?
Am I the person my ex wants me to be? (jesus christ i'm kidding
about this one)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading. Or being straight Patrick Bateman with my neopets stock
portfolio yeeeeeeeeee mayne
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just admitted I play neopets like an aggressively Anglo-American
millionaire psychopath soooooooooooooo
Also, not a very private thing as it's a pretty prominent
occurrence should you ever meet me in person, but years after I
started lifting I've still never been able to reconcile my newfound
width with my ability to turn. So, in a Zoolander-esque quandary, I
can't turn for shit and always bump into things that happen to be
within six feet of me.
You should message me if
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you think capitalism/racism/sexism/-ism-ism-ism isn't a fun time
and like to make human connections that make life feel like a less
extra cool if you can explain weird counterintuitive things to me
like the Banach-Tarski paradox or Simpson's paradox or any paradox,
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