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holyinstantrice

22 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Meow. Your typical hilter-skilter, left-handed, Afrocentric, poetically inclined, competitive-weightlifting, neuromantic, rugby-playing, musical-theater-acting, easy-going, easy-listening, faintly artistic, bike-racing, romantically facetious, honestly honest, socially capable introvert, now with more rip-roaring fun than ever before.
What I’m doing with my life
Recently graduated from Swarthmore College in PA. Formerly a research assistant at a few neuro labs at Stanford (hence the occasional location change) working on the affective bases of status quo bias, false memory and emotion, and cognitive enhancement training paradigms.

Now I'm an amateur political wonk and write on US foreign policy and global hegemony. I read as if reading was the only valid communication medium.
I’m really good at
reading facial expressions and body language.
The first things people usually notice about me
are probably the stark contrast between my smile and RBF, and the way my ears or nose move when I speak.

But probably my boobs.
The six things I could never do without
Without leaving the letter "B": Brains, barbells, books, de-Bauchery, ball-busting, and burgers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
HI THIS IS THE FUN PART OF MY PROFILE. I like thinking a lot. Here are some things I've been thinking about recently, and if you have any thoughts about them (or anything you want to validate with somebody else) I want to know:

Does the purview of science extend so as to be able to answer David Hume's ought-is problem?

Is there a logically defensible case for deism?

If Haidt's moral foundations theory accurately characterizes the differences between liberal and conservative axiomatic paradigms, HOW THE HELL do I talk to conservatives without making it too obvious I'm smarter than they? Lest they call me "elitist" or whatever word happens to be in vogue.

Following capitalistic libertarianism to one of its logical conclusions, people in certain areas (like the south) will have to relocate to other states that have the capability to provide for them socially and economically. If this is something many if not most cannot do, how is shifting power from the federal government to state governments not arbitrary? Can it be justified at all?

Are the foundations of most social sciences academia weak, given that it is largely rooted in the relativism and outdated paradigms (such as interpretation through the lens of Freudian psychoanalysis) of postmodernist philosophy?

Are some social justice movements counterproductive to the causes which they purport to serve given that they have become caricatures of themselves? Furthermore, can the academic left be taken seriously in light of the Sokal affair?

Do those who criticize science on the bases outlined by "scientism" actually know anything about science?

Why do white people say the darndest things?

Why do I love Regina Spektor so much, bro?
On a typical Friday night I am
reading in bed like a champion. Or playing Neopets, makin' that BANK like a goddamn MILLIONAIRE.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...I'm not really a k-pop star.

Hell, I just said I play Neopets.

Also, not a very private thing as it's a pretty prominent occurrence should you ever meet me in person, but after I started working out I've never been able to reconcile my newfound width with my ability to turn. So, in a Zoolander-esque quandary, I can't turn for shit and always bump into things that happen to be within six feet of me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
...you make Maher look like O'Reilly, and think capitalism isn't a fun time. If that's what you are, I have already fetishized you.