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holyinstantrice

23 Los Gatos, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Trying to be as sincere and honest a person as possible. Doing my part to fight irony culture and so should you.

I indiscriminately make good conversation with most people about most things in a way that makes them feel listened to and challenged at the same time.

Kind of a monk-like person but with an affinity for perversion (like, in the Zizek sense and more) and good jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recently graduated from Swarthmore College in PA. Formerly a research assistant at a few neuro labs at Stanford (hence the occasional location change) working on emotional neuroscience and cognitive enhancement.

Right now I read and think a lot about organizing Asian American communities, current political issues/history, machine learning, and computer science.
I’m really good at
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reading facial expressions and body language. Listening to shit people say. Thinking through difficult things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are probably the stark contrast between my smile and resting asshole face, and maybe the fact that my wardrobe limits me to dressing like a Korean pop-star ninja. But is that really a limitation?

(But probably my boobs. [note: this was true some seven months ago when I was a lean 200 lbs. I was huge(!) and walked around with a shaved head and older white ladies crossed the street to avoid walking by me at night. Being all thick and jacked and bald was kinda fun but precluded a lot of social interactions. I've since dropped close to 15 lbs and the big hugeness is no longer present.])
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading:

"The Debt Resisters' Operations Manual"

"Godel, Escher, Bach"

"A History of God"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
HI THIS IS THE FUN PART OF MY PROFILE. I like thinking a lot. Here are some things I've been thinking about recently, and if you have any thoughts about them (or anything you want to validate with somebody else) I want to know:

(This used to be filled with stuff but those questions were years old. I'm now thinking about things like cognitive computing, the importance of a/theism in community organizing, Asian American gender and sexuality, colonialism, queer theory, and neural networks.)

(But these questions remain:)

Why is Metal Gear Solid the greatest game series ever made?

Why do white people say the darnedest things?

Am I the person my ex wants me to be? (jesus christ i'm kidding about this one)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading. Or being straight Patrick Bateman with my neopets stock portfolio yeeeeeeeeee mayne
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just admitted I play neopets like an aggressively Anglo-American millionaire psychopath soooooooooooooo

Also, not a very private thing as it's a pretty prominent occurrence should you ever meet me in person, but after I started working out I've never been able to reconcile my newfound width with my ability to turn. So, in a Zoolander-esque quandary, I can't turn for shit and always bump into things that happen to be within six feet of me.
You should message me if
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you think capitalism/racism/sexism/-ism-ism-ism isn't a fun time and like to make human connections that make life feel like a less terrifying proposition