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holyinstantrice

22 Los Gatos, CA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
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My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Your typical hilter-skilter, left-handed, Afrocentric, poetically inclined, competitive-weightlifting, neuromantic, rugby-playing, musical-theater-acting, easy-going, easy-listening, faintly artistic, bike-racing, romantically facetious, honestly honest, socially capable introvert, now with more rip-roaring fun than ever before.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recently graduated from Swarthmore College in PA. Formerly a research assistant at a few neuro labs at Stanford (hence the occasional location change) working on the affective bases of status quo bias, false memory and emotion, and cognitive enhancement training paradigms.

Now I read a lot because I'm trying to become a machine learning pro and foreign policy wonk.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading facial expressions and body language.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are probably the stark contrast between my smile and RBF, and the way my ears or nose move when I speak.

But probably my boobs (note: this was true some six months ago when I was weighing in at my heaviest, ~196 lbs. It was fun to walk around all thick and jacked but I've cut close to 15 lbs and the big hugeness is no longer present in my chest).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading:

"Godel, Escher, Bach"

"A History of God"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Without leaving the letter "B": Brains, barbells, books, debauchery, ball-busting, and burgers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
HI THIS IS THE FUN PART OF MY PROFILE. I like thinking a lot. Here are some things I've been thinking about recently, and if you have any thoughts about them (or anything you want to validate with somebody else) I want to know:

(This used to be filled with stuff but those questions were years old. I'm now thinking about things like cognitive computing, the importance of a/theism in community organizing, Asian American gender and sexuality, and global hegemony.)

(But these questions remain:)

Why do white people say the darndest things?

Why do I love Regina Spektor so much, bro?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading. Or being straight Patrick Bateman with my neopets stock portfolio.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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...I'm not really a k-pop star.

Hell, I just said I play Neopets.

Also, not a very private thing as it's a pretty prominent occurrence should you ever meet me in person, but after I started working out I've never been able to reconcile my newfound width with my ability to turn. So, in a Zoolander-esque quandary, I can't turn for shit and always bump into things that happen to be within six feet of me.
You should message me if
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...you make Maher look like O'Reilly, and think capitalism isn't a fun time. If that's what you are, I have already fetishized you.