Damn OK Cupid! I was trying to make myself look cool by referring
to myself as "J-Dawg," and got autocorrected to "J-Dwarf." Not
cool, guys.
I recent heard "Your the only one in the office who reads books," said like, "You're the only one in the office who stinks of alcohol." Welcome to LA. I realize the correct spelling is "you're," but the proud illiterate doesn't. In her mind, everything is "your."
I just read someone's profile who said, you should message her if..."you can't not otherwise." I'm pretty sure that's not otherwise than nor English.
Are you that rare breed of woman who answered "Six things I could never do without" with "My iPhone times 6! LOL!"
Did you answer "The first thing people usually notice about me" with "My eyes. Or so I've been told."
Did you answer "You should message me if" with "You have something original to say." If so, you are my soulmate. My ironic soulmate.
Extra points if you posted pictures of yourself with an ex-boyfriend, looking ever so happy!
I just saw someone who wrote that one of her favorite movies was...The Shinning. Yes, The Shinning. So really, was it one of your favorites? (Maybe it was a documentary about soccer.). But she did spell The Twilight Movies correctly.
Recently I was at the smoothie place to get my post-gym drink. Some other dude was next to me doing the same thing. He was proudly shirtless in a public non-beach setting on a cool LA night. When the smoothie people asked his name, he said, "Francisco." I like the gym. But I'm not a Francisco.
I'm a nerd/jock hybrid. Seeking a girl who won't roll her eyes when I ramble about Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones.
I recent heard "Your the only one in the office who reads books," said like, "You're the only one in the office who stinks of alcohol." Welcome to LA. I realize the correct spelling is "you're," but the proud illiterate doesn't. In her mind, everything is "your."
I just read someone's profile who said, you should message her if..."you can't not otherwise." I'm pretty sure that's not otherwise than nor English.
Are you that rare breed of woman who answered "Six things I could never do without" with "My iPhone times 6! LOL!"
Did you answer "The first thing people usually notice about me" with "My eyes. Or so I've been told."
Did you answer "You should message me if" with "You have something original to say." If so, you are my soulmate. My ironic soulmate.
Extra points if you posted pictures of yourself with an ex-boyfriend, looking ever so happy!
I just saw someone who wrote that one of her favorite movies was...The Shinning. Yes, The Shinning. So really, was it one of your favorites? (Maybe it was a documentary about soccer.). But she did spell The Twilight Movies correctly.
Recently I was at the smoothie place to get my post-gym drink. Some other dude was next to me doing the same thing. He was proudly shirtless in a public non-beach setting on a cool LA night. When the smoothie people asked his name, he said, "Francisco." I like the gym. But I'm not a Francisco.
I'm a nerd/jock hybrid. Seeking a girl who won't roll her eyes when I ramble about Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones.
