PLEASE tell me you have at least one pic of yourself on the red carpet of some hugely important event. Vogue's Top Ten Top Ten Lists event, or The Economist's Sexiest Economist Award, or Nickelodeon's Face of the Year Tournament.
Also I'd love a pic of you standing somewhere in Asia. Or skydiving. Or skydiving somewhere over Asia.
Damn OK Cupid! I was trying to make myself look cool by referring to myself as "J-Dawg," and got autocorrected to "J-Dwarf." Not cool, guys.
Recently I was at the smoothie place to get my post-gym drink. Some other dude was next to me doing the same thing. He was proudly shirtless in a public non-beach setting on a cool LA night. When the smoothie people asked his name, he said, "Francisco." I like the gym. But I'm not a Francisco.
I'm a nerd/jock hybrid. Seeking a girl who won't roll her eyes when I ramble about Game of Thrones.