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holyslice

29 Oklahoma City, OK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Trying to grow up. I work 60 hour weeks, but I'm off weekends. Dang that's depressing just writing this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get my head around jazz and how I can learn to bee bop.

One day I hope to have the job title of animal handler/ammunitions expert.

I'm getting old, fat, and singing the blues.

I'm very apathetic, but I don't care.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing the Fandango, antagonization, hesitation, lifting with my back, growing chin whiskers, changing oil, getting flats/changing tires, songwriting, annoying my dog. Putting on loafers just using my feet. Catching tiny amounts of fish. Balancing a chair on two legs. Yeah I'm a badass like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm too damn young for all this grey hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Book:
A People's History of the United States - Howard Zinn

Favorite Movies:
Three Amigos
The Big Lewboski
Hard to Kill

Favorite Shows:
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Nova
Cops

Favorite Music:
Born Ruffians
Frank Zappa
Silver Jews

Favorite Foods:
Meatloaf
Chicken Fried Steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Performing
Reading
Sweet Jams
Dio
Fishing
Alone Time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I on this site because I am single or am I single because I am on this site?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to make up for lost time during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could watch the show cops for an entirely unacceptable amount of time.
You should message me if
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