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holyslice

28 M Oklahoma City, OK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like to party and play music. Sometimes I go to college, but not this semester. I work during the week and the weekends I play music across the Midwest. I don't exercise, diet or worry about that stuff. I'm pretty nice I think, but then again I'm sure even assholes like them selves. I'll let you be the judge. I'm an INFP if that matters to anyone. If you are some type of weirdo that wants me to check out your doll collection please spare us both that awkward moment. If you hate my grammar feel free to proofread, correct any mistakes, then keep it to yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
Riding a giant wave of mediocrity all the way to the finish line...
Dropped out of college because I'm poor and stuff.
Giving this music thing one last hoorah. I get paid more to play than I do at my "real job" so, that's got to be a good sign, right?
I change my facial hair month to month. Yeah, that's where I'm at.
I recently quit smoking. Keeping fingers crossed on that one.

Update only lasted three weeks.
I’m really good at
Scaring people away from my profile with my epic moustach... Doing the Fandango, antagonization, hesitation, lifting with my back, growing chin whiskers, changing oil, getting flats/changing tires, songwriting, annoying my dog. Putting on loafers just using my feet. Catching tiny amounts of fish. Balancing a chair on two legs. Yeah I'm a badass like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Book:
A People's History of the United States - Howard Zinn

Favorite Movies:
Three Amigos
The Big Lewboski
Hard to Kill

Favorite Shows:
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Portlandia
Cops

Favorite Music:
Born Ruffians
Frank Zappa
Modest Mouse

Favorite Foods:
Meatloaf
Chicken Fried Steak
The six things I could never do without
Performing
Reading
Sweet Jams
Steven Seagal quotes
Fishing
Alone Time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Am I on this site because I am single or am I single because I am on this site?
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to help people shake off their week via sweet jams.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
People say life is too short. I disagree. It is the longest thing you will ever do.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If anything you've read has peaked your interests enough as to inquire for further details. If you are A. Not part of any paranormal investigation group. B. Really too much into things related to death and mortality. C. Not someone that asks for really obscene off the wall grotesque things from me. If this disclaimer has not annoyed you too much, please feel free to drop a line.