My profile is scratch-and-sniff. Try it now.
Both of my arms. Eyes searching but cannot. Legs? Crumpled up in a newspaper by the radiator. Crossword puzzle heap shredded to become word salad.
[I guess so that people will take my profile seriously, I'll do everything in two parts. The Fun Version—as seen above—and the Boring Regular Version. Ok.]
Transgender art student. Trainsgender? My gender is not trains. I prefer the gender-neutral "dude" to "man," but idc. Whatever dudeman. Guy? Guy, whatever.
Okay, let's start over. I'm gendahgendah'd and androsexual (or whatever) and also art student. I am "known" for my chiseled good-looks and fantastic "art career." I have thus far been mistaken for every single gender and orientation. My body frustrates me. Let's move onto something else.
I brain good on normal days, and don't brain so good on abnormal days. I'm a Champion of Sleep/Bedtime, except for when I am awake. I have accomplished my life goal of eating a steak for breakfast at the ripe young age of whatever I am now.
I am probably generally on the monogamous side, except for when I am single. I like both of these phases to be respected.
I have always known what name I wanted to use way before I ever realized I had a ~gender thing~.
I am spiritual, non-religious. I tend to have a lot of distaste for disrespectful attitudes. But also, I hate bigots. I mean, you can be a boushy atheist bigot. Didn't you know? It's possible. I see it all the time. But also, NO I am not going to join your religious cult. I don't care how ~legit~ it is. I prefer to be left alone to be sad and light candles. Okay.
I massively detest gun-owning for pretty much 99% of reasons that people can think of. I am foaming-at-the-mouth in support of pro-choice shit (really, you should be able to truly own your own freaking body, no matter how you own it. It's yours).
I guess at the moment, I am entirely here for other queer people or whatever. I've had a few cishet fetishists messaging me. They must be lost? Like hey, I'm actually not a "femme boy," because I'm generally not very femme and I'm a freaking adult and not a "boy." Like c'mon. Get out of here.
I know I can block straight people from seeing this profile, but they say the darnedest things, and I'm really into screencapping.