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34 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:58pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Deleting Sept 22. If you want to keep in touch, let me know beforehand.

Rather than presenting a biased self-summary, I opted to poll my audience* for their assessment of me and have listed below a selection of their responses*:

"Handsome. Mesmerizing."
"A face carved in Grecian marble and blessed by unicorns"
"You don't look like a statistician"
"A man of few words, clever and witty words, but few"
"Classic borderline INTP/INFP"
"Who are you and how did you get in my home?"
"I see the Borg have a king now"
"Not autistic... maybe... probably... the data are inconclusive"
"Stop, you're hurting my arm"
"Sex on a stick"

* Audience may or may not include paid thespians/hobos/pathological liars/politicians.

I'm introverted so it's easier if you say hi first. I'm not that horrifying, really! =) The worst that can happen is *censored for adult content*.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in pharma. Contrary to popular belief, this does not make me evil. The darkness inside me makes me evil.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
jumping on koopas and goombas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First my eyes, followed by either a) that hot and flustered "why do I feel like my clothes have just been ripped off by his teeth" feeling or b) that cold and icy "if I cross him, I'm going to end up with a severed horse head in my bed" feeling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Those are like... transcribed movies, right? :P I like to re-read Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, Geography Club, Tales of Foster High... anything by Dr. Seuss... =)

Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Pitch Perfect, Geography Club, Wreck-It Ralph, Warm Bodies, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Amazing Spider-Man, How to Train your Dragon, Frozen,Easy A, Kick-Ass, The Incredibles, Moulin Rouge, Drop Dead Gorgeous, X-Men (not the 3rd one, I pretend it doesn't exist), Harry Potter, Legend, The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn, Willow, Adventures in Babysitting, Stardust, Hairspray, Iron Man, Star Trek, The Chronicles of Narnia, Hairspray, Lucky Number Slevin, Hot Fuzz, Zombieland, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ratatouille, 27 Dresses, Enchanted, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Tangled... a broad range as you can see, as really, most genres have good and bad movies... I do gravitate toward movies with fantasy/sci-fi elements, as well as animation (ranging from CG to anime), but can also enjoy action, horror, musicals, romantic comedies, and movies that are so ridiculous that they're good... but not a big fan of really stupid humor or westerns =P

Once Upon a Time, Supernatural, Sleepy Hollow, Grimm, Teen Wolf, Vampire Diaries, The Tomorrow People, Naruto, Arrow, Revenge, Doctor Who, The Legend of Korra, Grey's Anatomy, Bones

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, A Place to Call Home, Almost Human, Alias, Don't Trust the B in Apt 23, Torchwood, Gossip Girl, Secret Circle, Bleach, Everwood, Drawn Together, Avatar the Last Airbender, Chuck, Eli Stone, Pushing Daisies

Sadly, I'm woefully out of the loop with music... but I'm open to listening to new things... but probably not country or rap... I don't have the street cred. However if I'm out dancing, I'll totally pretend like I know the song and vaguely mouth like I'm singing along.

I'm a supertaster (Wiki it, it's real!), so anything bitter, most things sour, and anything exceptionally spicy generally makes me die... Having said that, I do eat more things now than when I was younger... I'm not completely opposed to perhaps trying new things, just resistant =) Just to let me see the menu first... For some more specific options, American, Italian, Mexican, and Chinese are often viable, though perhaps leaning more toward the Americanized versions in some cases... Foodies tell horror stories about me to young foodies around camp fires.

Video games:
OkCupid really should have this category here =P I'm a Nintendo boy, so I love me some Mario, Zelda, and Donkey Kong, but also like some RPGs like Ni No Kuni, though I tend to prefer older ones, like Chrono Trigger, the occasional fighting game (I'm an awesome Chun Li), and Dance Dance Revolution. I'm pretty good at DDR, my foot-eye coordination vastly exceeds hand-eye. I'll also occasionally play karaoke games, but I make no guarantees you can distinguish me singing from an orca mating call.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tuesday through Sunday. Monday, you're dead to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why more men don't realize I'm a catch... I mean, some men may have been dropped on their heads as babies but if that really accounts for most of it, babies must be much more slippery than I thought or most parents have some 'splainin' to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wondering how long you're going to make me wait for an invitation, or plotting against my archnemeses.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I admit it, it's no longer private, so then I'd have to pick something else, and then it's just a downward spiral to being an oversharer. It's best not to go that route; no one likes an intervention.

But if you really need an answer... I did one of those tests on here to determine which Harry Potter character I'm most like, and apparently I'm Lord Voldemort. I'd like to point out this is not a truly accurate description of me. First of all, I wouldn't have failed at the end.
You should message me if
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you have no choice (e.g., fate, lost a bet, held at gunpoint, etc.) or because you are Prince Charming and you've finally found me, Prince Introverted and Sarcastic yet Smart-ish and Intermittently Sweet and Marginally Above Average in Aesthetic Appeal.