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honest_bob

30 M Maynooth, Ireland

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Barely aware, vague and slightly out of focus. I am invisible to the naked eye, which is just as well, really. My bones are practically dust, mon cherie.

I am neurotic, sad, and afraid
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Killing time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) The Trial by Kafka, Naked Lunch by William Burroughs, On The Road by Jack Kerouac, Filth by Irvine Welsh, The Hobbit by Tolkein.

(b) The Graduate, Escape From Alcatraz, Taxi Driver, Donnie Darko, Blue Velvet, Psycho, The Spongebob Movie.

(c) The Velvet Underground, Mogwai, Pixies, Jeff Buckley, Cocteau Twins, The Plague Monkeys, The Jimmy Cake, Nirvana, Talking Heads, Radiohead, At The Drive-In.

(d) Anything salty and greasy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
tipp-ex streetlight noise horizontal lines the sky salt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Like, y'know, mortality and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cowering in fear.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no reproductive organs, how 'bout you?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You are genuinely atypical.