I am single and looking for the love of my life. I want someone I can hold all night, wake up to in the morning, who I cant stand to be without, when I am with them I have butterflies, we can read each others thoughts without speaking, someone to make love to and feel complete as one and on a higher level then ever before. Isn't that what most people want? I am strong willed and do my best that I can each and every day. I love to make people laugh and smile. I am completely honest and loyal to the end, it's a huge turnoff to me when people aren't that way. I am real and you will never meet anyone like me.

I am making every best effort to get through the day with a smile on my face. If you are really nice to me I could be putting a smile on your face. ; )

blowjobs and making people laugh. See if that didn't get a chuckle then at least I got your attention ; )

I am a good listener, funny, have 38 dd's, caring, loving, have 38dd's, easy going, honest, understanding person, Have 38 dd's.

OK here's the test without looking back what did you remember about me???

I love all kinds of movies horror is my favorite Insidious, Teeth, Human centipede 1 and 2 , The Dark Night, The Great Outdoors, The Hot Chick, Debbie does Dallas.... TV shows I enjoy Hoarders, Dirty jobs, Walking dead, True blood , Vampire diaries. Food I like pizza is my favorite or anything Italian.

My kids, My dogs, My friends, sex, the gym, someone to be with the rest of my life.

Where is the perfect man for me and does he have stock in Viagra?

Excited to see what the weekend will hold.

I am not willing to be alone the rest of my life and at the same time I am scared to have the last bit of my heart broken.

I'm wet will you be my tissue??

You are funny, witty, sarcastic in a good way not a sarcastic rude asshole, honest, caring, loving, loyal, trustworthy, and want to have a relationship and you have a big cock .....i like roosters. ; )

I'm not Elmo but you can tickle me any time, tongues only please no hands.

This was meant to be a sarcastic and funny read. To show that I am not your typical girl I don't get offended at a curse word or a dirty joke, I can dish it out as well as take it, I am easy going and down to earth. I'm not one of those girls who cares about what you have or how much money you make. I could care less about diamonds and gold. I care more about when we go out are you going to open my door, hold my hand ...things like that. I am like no one you have ever met. I can be bad but I know when to act proper too like when you take me home to mommy. I get asked this all the time when I tell people this was meant to be sarcastic and funny. Does that mean the bj thing wasn't true? The bj thing was 100% true I can make your eyes roll around in your head like a slot machine get to know me and find out. I'm not looking for a one night stand I'm looking for someone who wants to stick around.