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honeyrooster

27 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Drinks
Not at all
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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Personal Trainer and Dog Pack Leader. I'm a man on a mission and spend most of my time working, but I'm always down for a good time...Unless your version of a good time is hopping bars on west 6th. That, I will pass on. However, if you like hiking, being outdoors, adventures, going on spontaneous road trips, listening to live music, working out, or hanging at a quiet coffee shop, we'll totally get along.

INFJ, if you're into that.
What I’m doing with my life
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I feel very lucky to spend my working hours in two environments that I truly love. Some days, I'm running around with a pack of dogs and other days, I work at a gym/wellness center.

Forever improving myself and seeking inspiration.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making epic playlists, laughing at awkward moments, motivating others (so I'm told), dominoes, arm wrestling, locking myself out of my house.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile is killer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The First Wives Club, Paris is Burning, Mean Girls, Clueless, Back to the Future (all of them), A Scanner Darkly, Waking Life, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Grandma's Boy, Best in Show, Saved!, Serendipity (because I'm a sap).

Shows: Scandal, King of the Hill, Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, 30 Rock, Pretty Little Liars, OITNB, Orphan Black

Music: Powerhouse divas and anything from the Motown era.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My pets
-Creative expression
-Coffee
-Guacamole
-Fitness
-Trail mix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did Elton ever find his missing Cranberries CD in the Quad?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, with my pups, watching Netflix. Possibly a game night at a friend's because board games are awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a sucker for "reality" television and chick flicks. I'm also not afraid to admit that I love Beyoncé. I like football, lifting weights, and burping audibly, but I will also watch all of The Real Housewives or Vanderpump Rules with you, shamelessly.
You should message me if
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You want to go for a hike or hang out. You LOVE dogs. You're looking for a workout partner. You want to challenge me to a game of dominos. You want to drink way too much coffee together. You want to teach me yoga.

Oh, and if you give wicked good massages....Definitely hit me up.