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honeyrooster

27 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:29am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Personal Trainer in the making. I'm a feminist-identified transman with a passion for fitness, breakfast tacos, and a good time. I also really like pizza. (This is pretty important.) Looking for someone who can match my sass and keep me on my toes. Friends are nice too.

INFJ, if you're into that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My life revolves around wet kisses, muddy paws, and lots of slobber. I work with dogs all day long and I adore it.

College life, take two. I'm currently pursuing a BS in Nutrition, in addition to working on my Personal Trainer certification.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dominos, making epic playlists, laughing at awkward moments, motivating others (so I'm told), arm wrestling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile is killer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: The First Wives Club, Paris is Burning, Mean Girls, Clueless, Back to the Future (all of them), A Scanner Darkly, Waking Life, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Grandma's Boy, Best in Show, Saved!, Serendipity (because I'm a sap).

Shows: Scandal, King of the Hill, Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, 30 Rock, Pretty Little Liars, OITNB, Orphan Black

Music: Powerhouse divas and anything from the Motown era.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My pets
-Creative expression
-Coffee
-Guacamole
-Fitness
-Trail mix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did Elton ever find his missing Cranberries CD in the Quad?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, with my pups, watching Netflix. I live quite an exciting life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a sucker for trashy, reality television.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go for a hike. You adore Mariah Carey. (More specifically, early Mariah.) You LOVE dogs. You're looking for a workout buddy. You want to challenge me to a game of dominos. You want to drink way too much coffee together.

Oh, and if you give wicked good massages....Definitely hit me up.