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honeyspork

20 Livermore, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm pretty laid back. I write/draw/act/sing/play bass/whatever creative people do with a moderate amount of skill/talent. I also like working on too many things at one time.

I like forgetting that I have this profile and then I also like wondering why nothing's really come of it. You should give me reasons to not forget I have this profile, that'd be super cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being an untalented aspiring amateur game dev and working on various creative projects. I'm working the local outlets during the holiday season so that's. Awful.

Right now working on an entire game from scratch, which requires me making a lot of things by myself. Which is. Oh boy, even if it's just three frames, animation is just the FUNNEST thing to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with concepts for drawings and the like and figuring out how to illustrate an idea.

The act of getting it out exactly like I imagined it, not so much.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My attitude and something green on my person. I'm nice, but I also kind of have a very special personality that can be loosely described as cynical, rude, and obnoxious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm okay with just about any kind of music. At one moment I'll be listening to Rock and Roll Evactuation from the Electric Six, and then the next song I'll listen to will be Violet Stars Happy Hunting by Janelle Monae. The best link I can find between the songs I listen to is the abstract (and probably incomprehensible to anyone who isn't me) idea of "energy" being present in the song.

My favorite book is Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. I know it's probably not the most educated choice, but I really like the idea of a man raised with traditional values and ideas being exposed to a society where love is nonexistent and people are born and bred to live their lives in a specific way. The last few chapters are my favorites, mostly with the discussion between the man of modern society and traditionalism, and the choice that John takes at the end.

I don't really follow television or movies. I do like to see SNL as often as I can, and my absolute favorite movie is Iron Monkey, which is a really great martial arts film. I'm not sure why I like it so much. Other than that, I like most anything with action or science fiction.

Also I love food. And burritos. Burritos are so great.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Pencil
* Paper
* Computer
* Steady internet access
* Music
* Vidya
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Any of my stories/characters. I zone out a lot thinking about what they do and how they work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing stupid shit, mostly putting off drawings and coding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I fucked three guys in one day once. Not my proudest day.

To be honest, I'm willing to tell people anything if they ask.
You should message me if
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You want to message me.

No seriously, as long as you don't mangle the English language or catch me in a shitty mood, I'm down for anything.

Please at least start with something better than "hi". I'm not gonna want to talk if it doesn't look like you know how.