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hoo_hah

34 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Possibly more exhilarating than a man-shaped hole. Endowed with impressive wake, a right ventricle that can be much too enthusiastic, and a low centre of gravity. I also have 32 dull teeth that sparkle in the right light.

Perplexed, often happily so. Quiet. Tongue-tied. Over-user of punctuation. I laugh a lot. Sincere, warm, gentle, absurd and deluded. Empathy is very important to me. My heart is too big and my heart is too small. Cerebrally pessimistic, nervously optimistic. I'm often out of frame.

Art, film, literature prompt me on, slowly and in fits and starts like the cough of an emphysemic smoker. I could be religious about cinema. I like road trips, donuts, riding down hills, pigeons, seagulls, trees.

I value emotional expression and awareness, intelligence, creativity, sensitivity, wit, cultural fearlessness, humility, playfulness, overwhelming humour, and breasts.

More accurately... moi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp0NiGajiDQ
What I’m doing with my life
Laughing. Doubting. Worrying. Diverging.
I’m really good at
Getting lost.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard is too red, my nose too large, my laugh too insecure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Gunter Grass, Marquez, Rushdie, Primo Levi, Kafka, Faulkner, Calvino, Borges, Castaneda, theory, continental philosophy, art theory

Film snob. Video Art and Experimental film much loved. Prejudiced against Hollywood. Yet a sucker for Westerns, and almost anything in B&W. Tsai Ming-Liang And Apichatpong Weerasethakul are as close to Jesus as it gets on this godless earth. Japanese cinema, Denis, Dumont, Tarr, Kiarostami etc etc etc etc

Music: all kinds. Old favourites: The Smiths, Mogwai, Low, 16 Horsepower, Springsteen, Fuck Buttons, Grand Salvo, Godspeed You... Swans, early American roots.

Of sports, of course I like fetch and knife fights.
The six things I could never do without
Horizons
Difference
Moments (guh!)
Stupidity
Wonder
Larfter
Connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cake, road trips, stories, birds, minor dissidents, happy fools, ruins, detritus, order & disorder, strivers and fallers, stories, folk, children, banality, camp, food fights.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either exorcising or exercising personal demons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On my deathbed, my last words will be, "I wish I had been a dancer."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're nice. Or you have an unhealthy relationship with cheese or your spirit.
OR, completely differently, you'd be up for a silent meeting (a walk, a meal, a sit in a park, an exchange of handfuls of air, something involving molotov cocktails, whatever).